Michael Cross @michael_strings

Chauffeur, drummer, tennis player. Also am @CCTA_Tennis. Fresno, CA Joined April 2008

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

6 years ago

🎶 Check out @Tropidelic's new album "Here in the Heights" >> fanlink.to/HereInTheHeigh…

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

7 years ago

There’s nothing quite like a stranger telling you “whoa, you’re a big one!” at 4:00am. I said “uhhh thank you?” #atleastbuymeadrinkfirst #oldwhitepeoplethings

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

8 years ago

Overheard on the courts tonight: “I was muey bueno lista at the zapatos”

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

8 years ago

When I submitted my availability for driving I made myself unavailable Monday morning. I couldn’t figure out why so now I’m going to SFO.

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

8 years ago

My boss called me a “male unicorn” yesterday. I feel like it’s sort of weird but I’ll take it as a compliment.

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

8 years ago

I drove to SFO yesterday morning using @waze. When I left I had 5 min to spare. An accident on 101 N added 10 minutes. Then two more accidents adding another 15. I start to panic that I’m late then it sends me another way, arriving 2 minutes early. I thought of this:

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

8 years ago

Yes, I’m at Panda Express in a suit and tie alone on Valentine’s Day. I’m working, get over it North West Fresno. #thelooksimgetting They did give me an extra potsticker though! #winning

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

8 years ago

*picks up papers to serve* Attorney: this ones going to be difficult, she’ll probably avoid service. *goes to serve* She was outside! 😂

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

8 years ago

Breakfast in bed is overrated, I’m about that dinner in bed life. #TeamNoSleep

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

8 years ago

In the past week I’ve had two tennis players who are 4.5+ players that tried to guilt me into stringing their racquets faster because it’s their only racquet. What is that? You’ve played for years but only one racquet? That’s just silly!

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

8 years ago

I’ve decided that I’ve failed if I don’t break a head or stick this weekend.

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Michael Cross @michael_strings

8 years ago

“... and I’ve traded brick for straw in the house I built around my heart, so when you came it wouldn’t be so tough to huff and puff and dismantle us.” 🎶 Landing Feet First, @BaysideBand