smiTTY @michaelasmith

Christian•I change the defaults•Python, Data, Typescript, Bash•A.K.A. kojiro/kojiromike•Opinions are my own;Facts are everyone's keybase.io/kojiromike King of Prussia, PA Joined October 2008

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

6 days ago

We elected a comedian president.

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7 days ago

Arguing that Python is slow is slow.

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Why did @Tailscale email me apologizing for picking a Harry Potter movie? Are we so offended by, idk, JKR, that we are going to forever cancel what's not only a good story, but involved thousands of other innocent individuals in a massive and high quality generational production?

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

2 weeks ago

Is Google having an outage? I can't log into gcloud

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

3 weeks ago

It's draining to live here.

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3 weeks ago

It's draining to live here.

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

3 weeks ago

Wait until they start to display ads.

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3 weeks ago

Wait until they start to display ads.

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

4 weeks ago

If you take me seriously, I can't take you seriously.

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4 weeks ago

If you take me seriously, I can't take you seriously.

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

4 weeks ago

Is this, like, the first time the US government has used lethal force against a drug smuggler or something? We are out here trying to fight every battle and that's why we can't win any.

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

a month ago

The worst place for finding EV chargers isn't the boonies. It's just north of NYC. Yonkers or so. Everywhere else I've been on the east coast has been great.

Michael Rauch @Michael_L_Rauch

a month ago

The worst place for finding EV chargers isn't the boonies. It's just north of NYC. Yonkers or so. Everywhere else I've been on the east coast has been great.

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

a month ago

The left doesn't attack the idea of prayer. We attack the performative nature of tweeting about prayer in lieu of real action when, once again, children have died. If you don't think prayer is a substitute for action, then why do we yet never see action?

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

a month ago

This is actually great. I say, "actually" because despite a large number of naysayers who think flying or driving are actually good options, you can walk around on the train, do work from the train, and generally have a day. The 7 hours are low cost.

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a month ago

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a month ago

Twitter is once again demonstrating to me that people don't know the difference between proof and demonstration.

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a month ago

Now I want to see the movie where Lex Luthor steals Superman's dog, but John Wick owes Supes a favor.

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

a month ago

It's baffling to me that the major image vendors don't ship client-only images of database. Official `mysql`, `mariadb` and `postgres` client-only images would be much smaller than the server images and would be widely used.

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

a month ago

I wonder how often people don't open a bug report because they think, "There's no way Google has missed this for years." First of all, yes there is, and second of all, maybe they didn't, and you could still learn something.

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

a month ago

The context in which software is used is inextricable from claims about its stability and security. Thus, I think this claim, absent relevant context about the 99% of extant rust programs, is meaningless.

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a month ago

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World of Engineering @engineers_feed

a month ago

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smiTTY @michaelasmith

a month ago

This is wrong thinking. Safety is always an imperfect, layered proposition. The reason you have the layers is because you can't have all the layers all the time. It's entirely incorrect to suggest that ever using `unsafe` means "not actually getting memory safety".