Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz
co-author of HEY LADIES! & writer/director on other stuff too. I also wrote “pesto is the quiche of the eighties.” michellemarkowitz@gmail amazon.com/Hey-Ladies-Sto… New York Joined May 2009-
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When youve spent your career in public service, but thanks to tonight’s shout out will only be known for the bill about outlawing when pretzel companies have less pretzels in the bags than before (which should be ILLEGAL, btw) #SOTU2024
Mike Johnson face inspo part 2 #SOTU2024
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Spotify is really making me skip forward on Michael Buble on every Christmas mix
I have 12 weeks until I can read the Britney Spears book. Can someone please tell me if she says anything about the dance off with JT I’ve been thinking about since 2005??
I just realized I’m one Stella D’oro breakfast treat away from becoming my grandmother
This is the most excited I’ve felt about a woman changing her mind since Shiv
Larry David has always seemed so old but whenever I watch a really old episode of Curb I realize how young-old he used to look compared to now
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It’s time for my annual re-reading of the “hey ladies” series on @TheToast + the book. Bless @carolinemoss and @michmarkowitz for this awful, amazing creation
What’s going on with Ben Affleck’s face?
Austin Butler is speaking like he grew up in Memphis in the 30s but I just googled and he’s from Anaheim?! Cmon dude
It’s really different to both watch the Golden Globes and also read every take on Spare at the same time but I will!!
As a connoisseur of sideburns on TV actors I had a crush on during the years 1990-1999, these are 10/10
Every time the camera goes to Brad Pitt, I shake my head like “he’s still got it” like my mom and aunts in the 90s about Robert Redford
Cooking something with flour in it really makes me realize how much I touch my boobs in the course of normal life
I love when a friend sends you a trying on the outfit selfie but I could really do without their sexy selfie face
I think I speak for all elder millennials when I say that it seems like your options are either stay on zombie twitter or starting a mastodon and being the old guy at the club
I’m really going to miss twitter. It led to some of the most exciting opportunities that changed my career and also, you know, a lot of mini relationships with non committal dudes
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