cella 🤌 @mikeVcella
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I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk. My name is Kevin Patullo and I'm the offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles.
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the first FBI agent who read the "if you read this you are gay lmao" casing
the Etsy witches today
my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "hey moron! catch this brick"
you tellin me a shrimp enriched this plutonium
you tellin me a shrimp enriched this plutonium
now this is commitment to the bit
maybe gen Z got the right idea with not learning how to read
maybe gen Z got the right idea with not learning how to read
study pretty hard probly get an A MINUUUUUSSS
study pretty hard probly get an A MINUUUUUSSS
yelling "ayeee" here when I get lightly touched on the arm on a layup
yelling "ayeee" here when I get lightly touched on the arm on a layup
cella 🤌 retweeted
Jalen Ouch
john stockton watching the halftime show
cella 🤌 retweeted
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