Michael Helfer @mikehelfer
Software Engineering Leader, Father, Enthusiast. I use Twitter (rarely) to ask questions of people I wouldn't normally be able too. Minneapolis, MN Joined June 2009-
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The future is now, and it’s incredible
The future is now, and it’s incredible
Here’s the scary thing that’s likely to happen based on the facts of the day if we don’t pay attention. Microsoft, who competes with @CrowdStrike, will argue that they should lock all third-party security vendors out of their OS. “It’s the only way we can be safe,” they’ll…
"We made a decision that led to many people running unsupported and in traffic. And we got to keep the money. So everyone wins." @tcmarathon probably
I warn you now, this is going to have unfortunate consequences, just as switching to living in suburbia and driving everywhere did. When you lose the ability to write, you also lose some of your ability to think.
Aaron Rodgers: "They don't give me the weapons I need in Green Bay." Also Aaron Rodgers: "Get me the exact same weapons I had in Green Bay."
I never saw the very last part of this interview. I'm disappointed by this truth.
I never saw the very last part of this interview. I'm disappointed by this truth.
This is hilarious and terrifying both independently and at the same time
This is hilarious and terrifying both independently and at the same time
Has any business gone more to shit post pandemic than @ChipotleTweets ? Messy restaurants, sometimes no in-store ordering, much longer delivery wait times, it's generally always mediocre, where it used to be always awesome
Humor is one of the great joys of life!
@JoeBiden Tesla has created over 50,000 US jobs building electric vehicles & is investing more than double GM + Ford combined [fyi to person controlling this twitter]
I do not understand the hate this guy gets...
This is exactly how I feel regardless of this particular play. Rodgers goes into high profile playoff games with almost no trust in the team that got him there, he forces plays to limited stars, when then cant make the play or defense gets wise, our offense stumbles
This is exactly how I feel regardless of this particular play. Rodgers goes into high profile playoff games with almost no trust in the team that got him there, he forces plays to limited stars, when then cant make the play or defense gets wise, our offense stumbles
Rodgers playoff demise the last two years is different from how he normally plays, but similar to his playoff games. He stops trusting everything and goes into hero mode. This is the last throw. 3rd and 11. WIDE OPEN Lazard, but he fires to double covered Adams.
We don’t need everyone to upgrade log4j, just enough for herd immunity to takeover
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There are no words.
To brands who put the product info on the outside of the shipping box? Who are you trying to advertise to? The mailman or the people who may steal boxes off porches? Cause in the meantime your just ruining christmases
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