Sam Longs Schlong @mikeisnice18
It has been 0 days since the Royals have last caused me pain Joined March 2025-
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Sam Longs Schlong retweeted
You’ll hear basically this sentiment on tomorrow’s episode. These 2 things are true simultaneously. 1. The Quatraro hate is insane and out of control. 2. He put out the wrong lineup today.
You’ll hear basically this sentiment on tomorrow’s episode. These 2 things are true simultaneously. 1. The Quatraro hate is insane and out of control. 2. He put out the wrong lineup today.
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How do we let John Schreiber pitch back to back games when the bullpen is rested?????????????????????????????????????????
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Sam Longs Schlong retweeted
When nobody else has your back The Royals BV will always be there
I have a feeling I’ll need a rebrand but LFG
I have a feeling I’ll need a rebrand but LFG
Never gonna forget how good we had it
Just want the BV to know I’m an Oklahoma state fan.
Losing Russillo on the eve of college football is arguably worse than any royals game I’ve watched this year.
Timeline talking about Sam Long in a positive way
Today is a great day to be Sam Longs Schlong!
Any other ball knowers?
Sam Longs Schlong retweeted
Angel Zerpa had thrown 74 pitches in the last 6 days… coming into today But twitter will just get mad at Q The starters are fucking over the bullpen
Angel Zerpa had thrown 74 pitches in the last 6 days… coming into today But twitter will just get mad at Q The starters are fucking over the bullpen
Lugos command and control of curve, slider, and slurve have gone to crap since ASG. Would guess he’s playing through something
Need some new name ideas for when Mr long is DFAd #samlonghastinyschlong
Some of you people literally hate every member of the bullpen 😂
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