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this account is a living museum of my brief exodus of a twitter ban to my main. what a glorious run it was. all new and classic mike fail content exists at @mikeFAIL and while you're here why not subscribe to @TheScorchStack
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hello children, I bring you love (I'm back on this account finally)
sidney crosby doesn't give a fuck about adam pelech
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stop killing kids. some moments i captured today condensed to 30 seconds. free palestine.
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@dbell525 @jburrrzo BOFA DEEZ NUTS BITCH
this kelly hrudey rant just seems so fucking pointless blaming "not stretching enough" is just silly
alex ovechkin just destroyed david krejci
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🚨scorchstack’s official playoff bracket extravaganza is now live🚨 scorchstack.substack.com/p/scorchstacks…
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@mikepfeil_ @EvolvingWild @DigitalGambler @domluszczyszyn feel better mike
Quit whining about Tampa circumventing the cap and spend more time demanding your favourite hockey team hired intelligent people to game the system like Tampa’s front office did. The league is too cowardly to penalize them anyway.
New pieces for the house. I’m turning my home into an art gallery at this rate.
what was on the sandwich, @ryanlesliemedia
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some resources below⬇️⬇️ i myself will be donating $150 every month over the next six months to palestinian support funds, i urge you all to give as much as you can
some resources below⬇️⬇️ i myself will be donating $150 every month over the next six months to palestinian support funds, i urge you all to give as much as you can
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rt to summon the free Palestine car
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no scorchstack today, here’s why: scorchstack.substack.com/p/in-solidarit…
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This is disgusting to see, particularly in a town founded by Black settlers. We can allow no room for white supremacy, racism & hatred in our province. We must condemn it at every turn & do all within our power to root it out. #ableg
This is disgusting to see, particularly in a town founded by Black settlers. We can allow no room for white supremacy, racism & hatred in our province. We must condemn it at every turn & do all within our power to root it out. #ableg
Komarov throwing a butt-end on Pastrnak and Jack Edwards is incensed:
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HAVING A BODY IS *ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT* - HAS CONSTANT NEEDS BUT DOESNT DO WHAT YOU WANT - OUTSIDE LOOKS WEIRD INSIDE IS EXPONENTIALLY WORSE - FEELS VERY BAD EVERY DAY - MUST LUG SAME ONE AROUND THE WHOLE TIME - CONSTANT DECAY MUST WATCH IN HORROR - DEATH IS FINAL SURPRISE
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