mikeprogrammer @mikeprogrammer
Joined March 2008-
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Client: I want you to develop this application Dev: Give me 2 weeks Client: No, I want this for tomorrow. Dev: Okay, you decide... about the result.
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Damien Kempf is on a roll with his new year’s resolutions:
Damien Kempf is on a roll with his new year’s resolutions:
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We are all just energy floating about the universe but you still need to use your turn signal motherfucker.
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I'm announcing my retirement from Twitter. I'll never top this RT.
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How O.J. is gonna survive in a world that is set up to reward surrealist attention-seeking nostalgia monsters with questionable legal pasts?
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A lot of people push me to read Jane Eyre, but none of them address the complete lack of wizards, dinosaurs or 100' fighting robots.
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has anyone checked on the straights latel-oh GOD
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CRITICAL SPACE HARDWARE - DO NOT TOU... oh, ffs
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Welcome to the club, boys!
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My #sketchnote on Documentation for Software Developers by @PeterHilton - #ACCUConf
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New York's hottest nightclub is #Covfefe
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Working from home one day a week fits perfectly with my "owns only 4 pairs of pants" lifestyle.
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So Riddler's evil plan in Batman Forever is to put a digital box in every home that steals people's secrets? The 90s were adorable.
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2017 Reebok CrossFit Games Individual Event 4, presented by @TrifectaSystem. ℹ games.crossfit.com/workouts/regio…
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