Emily Maya Mills @emilymayamills
Comedy. Writer. Director. IG: @emilymayamills / @psychosexualdreamboatpictures LIVE: @thefrogtownshow ALBUM: @aspecialthingrecords emilymayamills.com LA via SF Joined March 2010-
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Claiming poorman’s ©️ here but I had a pitch for a film where foreign powers dropped a “tequila worm” in the US president’s drink but it was designed to eat out his brain and leave a nanotech computer system behind with its poop. I think this worm failed to poop
Claiming poorman’s ©️ here but I had a pitch for a film where foreign powers dropped a “tequila worm” in the US president’s drink but it was designed to eat out his brain and leave a nanotech computer system behind with its poop. I think this worm failed to poop
Check out @AhmedBharoocha (from Soundman) on #AGT @AGT Tonight! #ahmedbharoocha @emilymayamills #comedy #film #americasgottalent
Anyone else’s parents pitching them pretty solid TV / movie ideas because apparently they low key think this strike is they’re chance?
Tonight! Come out for some super snazzy stand up comedy! @vancesanders @emilymayamills @Hahneric @KevinFord_ @msjandavidson
They say you marry your father which gross but I did somehow find the one other person who snores like he’s screaming for the heavens / communing with demons while falling through layers of hell / trying to stop a bus from crashing so maybe theres a comforting familiarity I guess
Friendly reminder to space out sometimes ✨✨
#comedy LA @TheFrogtownShow @goodheroinshow middle aged dad jam band NYC @georgeciveris almost there @PictureThisShow fun and dumb improv fest full listings for shows and open mics at thecomedybureau.com
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Check out the new ep of WHO CHARTED with @emilymayamills! Available everywhere for free, or ad-free with a subscription at whochartedpod.com
Burritos are like home baked edibles for me. I never learn my lesson, always end up in bed before sundown and, no matter how much I eat, I bolt up at 10p with Frankenstein arms to bash down the hall looking for my own bathroom in the dark ✨
cutie hosts are never as cute w/o cutie producers 🥰🥰
My AMs daily for the rest of my life. Long love the queen
My AMs daily for the rest of my life. Long love the queen
I just started following Britt Harris on #Vimeo: vimeo.com/brittharris
Zaslav getting hit with a Pay Your Writers chant in Boston. This is so good.
It’s cool how everybody in power is just Hannibal Lecter if he ate the Joker then zipped himself up in a normal person skin suit and threw on a blazer.
If you steal my car and then chop it and put it together with parts from millions of other cars you’ve stolen to make a “new” “original” car, then guess what? You still stole my fucking car. #WGAStrong americamagazine.org/faith/2023/05/…
That last ep of Succession should’ve had a trigger warning. FULL STOP.
I’m only interested in business advice that comes from a Bateman sibling
I’m only interested in business advice that comes from a Bateman sibling
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Honestly this would be my ideal workflow. FCP7 forever.
Our editorial workflow was insane. The edit was done in Final Cut Pro 7. We transcoded all R3D to jpegs & dpx. We conformed the entire movie in After Effects. So. Many. Layers. And stabilized 3k+ shots using jpegs. Relinked to dpx and exported with EDL for color. Nuts.
Same here.
I’m pro-Palestinian AND vehemently anti-Hamas. I’m also pro-Israel AND vehemently anti-Netanyahu. Those views are not contradictory.
My sweet wife passed away from her battle with cancer today. I’d appreciate any extra prayers/thoughts if you’re able to send them my family’s way.
@emilymayamills @kylekinane Pork Fight is a good band name
Thank you @JimmyButler. For giving us a voice in the NBA.😢 #EmoPrimo
anyone else wanna flap their gums about me or my servants today?
30 years ago I hit on this lady in a bar. 17 years later she agreed to marry me and she's still there. How lucky am I.
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LET ME PLAY A LOW-LEVEL NUMBERS RUNNER IN SOMETHING
Not sure when we normalized filming or taking photos of a movie screen but can we unnormalize it.
I, for one, am deeply moved by the AMPTP’s TENTATIVE desire to treat actors fairly. I no longer have to be nude and do my own stunts in auditions?! KUDOS TO THE AMPTP, true advocates of justice!
This movie also has a dog on the poster. 7 good dogs in this film.
It’s sucks when you realize the one parent you always assumed was the safest space to be in might actually be the most toxic and always has been?
Last day I’m here for nba summer league. Come say hi. Im the only person in the arena wearing an I Hate Mike Love shirt.
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#comedy LA @TheFrogtownShow @goodheroinshow middle aged dad jam band NYC @georgeciveris almost there @PictureThisShow fun and dumb improv fest full listings for shows and open mics at thecomedybureau.com