Michael @mikeschepp

Frankenlust townships very own 🎈 Frankenlust, MI Joined August 2011

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queen of the clouds @snowibitch

6 years ago

the stairs: *invented in 1720* people in 1715:

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Michael @mikeschepp

6 years ago

I bought a new bowling ball and I’m coming out of retirement

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

6 years ago

White dudes will be like "there he is, the man, the myth, the legend!" And it's just Garrett

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Michael @mikeschepp

6 years ago

It took me a solid 4 hours of laying in bed wide awake to actually get out of bed.

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✨🦫America Is Musty🦫✨ @DragonflyJonez

6 years ago

Stone Cold Steve Austin not being a raging bigot was quite the pleasant surprise. "Everybody's saying God's against homosexuality. Which one of you motherfuckers talked to God?" - The Texas Rattlesnake. Legend.

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Michael @mikeschepp

6 years ago

I’d like to become a morning person but I also like to sleep.. a lot.

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Michael @mikeschepp

6 years ago

I’ve really been breaking in one cushion of this new couch

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Michael @mikeschepp

6 years ago

Adulting is when you want to invite people over to see your newly remodeled bathroom. Come over and utilize my facility everyone!

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Michael @mikeschepp

6 years ago

Be rid of the comments.. be rid of the keyboard warriors..

GRiZ 🌈 @Griz

6 years ago

Be rid of the comments.. be rid of the keyboard warriors..

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SouthernWordPlaya @_justchance

6 years ago

pray for that man. y’all know who I’m talking bout.

El Jefe @Katherine__Mack

6 years ago

pray for that man. y’all know who I’m talking bout.

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Ron White @Ron_White

6 years ago

If you don’t think “what the fuck?!” at least 10 times a day, you’re not paying attention.

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Carlos Alazraqui @carlosalazraqui

6 years ago

Can finally make it official. It’s here! Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling premieres world wide on @netflix August 9, 2019! #RockoSpecial

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FINKEL @FINKELBAND

6 years ago

So excited about this record! Link in bio will guide you to our pre-order!

Blossöm Records @BlossomRecords

6 years ago

So excited about this record! Link in bio will guide you to our pre-order!

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Michael @mikeschepp

6 years ago

When in doubt... Family Guy.

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Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia

6 years ago

I’m ugly today. Nothing I can do. Just gonna roll with it.

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b r i a n @loadofbs80

6 years ago

The saddest people look to make those around them happy, because they know how it feels to be miserable. Lift up your neighbor.

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Michael @mikeschepp

6 years ago

It was too late by the time I realized I was out of toilet paper

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Bella Lack @BellaLack

7 years ago

Deeply sad about Notre Dame, but shocked at the hypocrisy of humanity. We destroy over 150 acres of rainforest every minute and do not give it a second thought, yet fall into mourning at the loss of a building.