💖 @minorstroke

poor impulse control Joined February 2023

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💖 @minorstroke

5 days ago

too late. I have already depicted myself as the older, wealthier pilum and scutum-wielding legionary and you as the younger, poorer javelin-armed skirmisher velite. dni #CeterumCenseoCarthaginemEsseDelendam

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5 days ago

what happened to my timeline

Odyseusz @Odyseusz1

6 days ago

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5 days ago

polskaphilia is amazing

Kraków żąda przynajmniej Bukaresztu @KrakowZPB

6 days ago

Kiedy Japończycy spotykają się w Polsce. Kraków czy Warszawa

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7 days ago

can’t wait for this to be an AP comp gov DBQ prompt

lilly @woahLILLY

7 days ago

@donaldtusk ... ....temat dla fabryki ... ...

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7 days ago

Kancelaria Prezydenta RP @prezydentpl

a week ago

Jesteśmy narodem, który może utracić terytorium, ale nigdy nie stracimy duszy; możemy oddać terytorium, ale nigdy nie oddamy naszej Ojczyzny. - Prezydent RP @NawrockiKn we Włodawie.

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Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes

2 weeks ago

In the early morning, I dissolved nightmares in love.

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💖 @minorstroke

2 weeks ago

ummm but I did eat breakfast

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2 weeks ago

You can tell when someone didn't eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behaviour

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2 weeks ago

first time reading the goat’s wiki

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ah @weakespresso

2 weeks ago

Sometimes people start dressing like you were dressing two years ago and for some reason this makes you angry and you feel the need to tell people about it. That is the devil speaking. He is trying to make you sound like a loser who is also insane.

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2 weeks ago

she Enki on my Tigris till I Sumerian creation myth. is this anything?

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putz 🏁 @putz10k

2 weeks ago

Hindu creation myth

Dexerto @Dexerto

2 weeks ago

A giant "poop explosion" may have kickstarted complex life on Earth around 540M years ago, according to a new study

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💖 @minorstroke

4 weeks ago

if anyone I follow online posts a photo taken anywhere in Las Vegas I immediately unfollow

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َ @4NGELWING

4 weeks ago

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

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Nightmare Fаggot @DayDreamHetero

a month ago

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a month ago

tiptoeing on eggshells in the dark in my mind… #ouch

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a month ago

reading my old tweets and giggling and reposting the funny ones and

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3 years ago

the unification of upper and lower Egypt brought to you by Stiiizy

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💖 @minorstroke

2 years ago

if you go to a Dunkin drive-through once a year, you are big and fat. if you go twice a year, you should be shot in the head. Ancient Chinese proverb.

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a month ago

it has been almost a year since I posted this and I had been wondering what that stupid stonewall joke was that I made in this format and it has finally re-revealed itself to me. I think funny

💖 @minorstroke

a year ago

Marsha P Johnson threw the first punch at drywall

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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel

2 months ago

It’s called a theremin because if you’re playing one I’ll be there in a min. Now, what I’ve done here with this one is write something that is technically a joke but joyless for both you reading it and me writing it.