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I AM NOT A LAWYER, AND THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE if you're going to a protest where you expect to get arrested it's extremely important to have arrest training. this thread will not be as useful as a proper training, but i can offer a few tips:
i found this old drawing from kindergarten
My buddy just sent me a video of some bears in his backyard and im laughing
how are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby
wow i really didnt expect this level of aggression from you guys. im genuinely curious: can you tell me, without being insulting, why exactly you hate and fear the Torment Nexus? Cant you see its going to uplift all of humanity into its terrifying red maw?
I've seen this posted a couple times but none of them with alt text
I've seen this posted a couple times but none of them with alt text https://t.co/2XWjRSmYaQ
i think about these words often but goddamn it got me good today. all power to the people throwing their bodies upon the gears of the genocide machine today. grind it to a halt.
i think about these words often but goddamn it got me good today. all power to the people throwing their bodies upon the gears of the genocide machine today. grind it to a halt.
DE-ARREST PRIMER
Hell yeah to my home state and hell yeah to public universities.
Hell yeah to my home state and hell yeah to public universities.
A private company, Sasquatch Shuttle, has exploited a loophole & taken over the parking lot in front of Multnomah Falls on the Historic Columbia River Highway. They installed meters & are charging from $5 to $20 to park in spaces that used to be free. None of the money goes to...
If I lived in Omelas I would start doing land acknowledgments about the kid
some things we learned during the george floyd protests that you should know if you’re attending a protest—a thread 🧵:
Song of the summer
when the left says fascism is already in america and simply voting for joe biden to stop trump from winning isn’t enough, this is precisely what we mean
when the left says fascism is already in america and simply voting for joe biden to stop trump from winning isn’t enough, this is precisely what we mean
They call them double crested for a reason
Good morning!
Every college administrator lying about their students posing a threat is opening the door to state violence against them
Every college administrator lying about their students posing a threat is opening the door to state violence against them
A lot of people seem to think “If the protests are peaceful then why don’t I like them?” is a compelling argument.
what did the tiger say to the wolf and tiger? lets go catch some food my little,cool,blood eating frends
SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙.. @sorry_hat
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davidmattingly @davidmattingly
2K Followers 2K Following I'm David Mattingly, a freelance artist and teacher. I did 54 covers for the #AnimorphsArtist series, along with the #HonorArtist Harrington covers.
Malick @goodboybonny
68 Followers 2K Following we believe in God and have faith in God all Glory be to Lord Jesus Christ❤️🙏🏿✝️
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Stu Weiss @stu_weiss63
5K Followers 7K Following A somewhat conservative wildlife and bird photographer. All pictures taken by me. I will follow back.
🇺🇲🇺🇲IEran.. @IEranLoveyou
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𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 �.. @hypergiants_
1K Followers 3K Following The Hypergiants ASMR/DJ HYPERGIANT™ | The beautiful new age relaxation tapes | No Homes In Peace / psneaky records | Friendly Space Wizad | pls enjoy 🏠🎵
revolution rising @RisingPDX
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rory @aurora_f
1K Followers 1K Following insta: aurora_fl | bsky: auroraf | discord: aurora_f she/her
allium enthusiast �.. @millerlowlife_
1K Followers 3K Following professional beer smoker. popcorn ceiling enjoyer. bird watcher 𓅃. radical leftist. follows are not endorsements.
Heathcliff @_auguryart
550 Followers 3K Following multidisciplinary rentoid. i was evil smeagol once. sin kiske is literally me. technically a doctor
cacheblaster 𓅓 @cacheblaster
784 Followers 2K Following Basically created this account to interact with my favorite creators. No big whoop. He/him. White cis hetero.
Aaron 𓅃 @Vaghammer69420
1K Followers 1K Following Just a silly lil guy. Quite the rascal. An absolute femboy shitposter. she/they 𓅃🐸🪿🐈⬛
Lamentation Smythe @SadbirdSmythe
541 Followers 3K Following Loab stan. I really love birbs a lot, okay? Sorry I'm not less boring. Ex hooker. Lefty. Trek Trek Trek. I hate Chod a lot. She/they
Opalangago @Opalangago
848 Followers 1K Following probably the first ever white boy to also like experimental hip-hop
newman 𓅰 @th3dylanproject
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weasel @pap3rw8
747 Followers 937 Following I am Paperweight, Ferret Evangelist. Molecular biologist and geneticist. I.T. hobbyist. 𓅃
Erin 𓅉 @getpseudoed
1K Followers 2K Following Idk, I'm just a person who keeps doing stuff and ending up in situations.
gin and jewess 🇵�.. @jennifersage
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M James Photography @acad1999
900 Followers 2K Following Sharing photos and videos that I have taken
🇵🇸 ☭ le mec @_mcharrison
416 Followers 840 Following Anti-Imperialism | ACAB | BLM | Trans rights are human rights | Y’all means ALL
The Ghost of Sandwich.. @JEllulz
1K Followers 721 Following Maybe ghost of a 20th century French philosopher. If I say “hell yeah brother” that's like in a gender-neutral way. Proud creator of the best tweet of all time.
Xeric Shrubland𓅓 @metavellian
417 Followers 391 Following All that moves through the house is a guest
Dillon Hinkley 𓅊 @DillonHinx
785 Followers 1K Following B.S. Social Sciences, A.A.S. Horticulture Production. One day I'll figure out how to combine them.
doctor degen 𓅱 @DrDegenerate1
740 Followers 1K Following neuropsychopharmacology enthusiast, head always in the clouds, aspiring train conductor
Cuttlefish 𓅃 @ggrreennnnnn
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Nick Walker 𓅃 @draltoady
309 Followers 896 Following voice of @rgl_gg highlander & isekai sommelier / rays & lightning
Katie 𓅃 @auktbug
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C o n n o r 🍉 𓈑 @COINNOR
975 Followers 1K Following music person, advocate for a radically different world. he/they.
Angry Possum ᘛ⁐̤.. @AngryPossum69
1K Followers 2K Following 36, angry void. I like to fight. Lobster God. Down with capitalism. Free Palestine. Parody for legal purposes. https://t.co/0u9l0xh9YN
🐦⬛ Cᴀᴘᴛ.. @capncornflake
891 Followers 776 Following 🕊 Chief Exorcist of #Anonymous 🧙♂️ Emperor of #Florida 🌴 🏴☠️ DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES 👁️ שלום עליכם ☦️ #Schizops #TBA #DeathToTheWorld #BoycottCalifornia
Luke 𓅃 @taxesndeath
1K Followers 1K Following protect trans children | @wokesco1d for original thoughts
Kimberlie @Kimberlieodell
669 Followers 2K Following
Stop Casting Porosity.. @Brad_the_Impala
1K Followers 2K Following Kitty Mom. Pockets advocate. Callipygian. Mostly Finnish. Married AF. I love feeding people. No, I don't want to see your nudes.
𓅢 Dr Gandalf McSky.. @suemedocin
1K Followers 5K Following “A warrior poet, but in the classic sense.” - Cyborg 2
robin🌿 @birdwarehouse_
628 Followers 397 Following i need to be out in the streets, plantin’ trees and crackin’ skulls
thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
Cody Johnston @drmistercody
276K Followers 5K Following Retweets are endorphins. Host/creator of @SomeMoreNews and one half of @TheHotShapes.
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein
511K Followers 3K Following Reporter. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. Join my newsletter: https://t.co/wAoen3W2Zy
FREE PALESTINE, NO MA.. @BreeNewsome
460K Followers 3K Following not paying to use twitter - artist - free black woman - proud wife & mama - removed sc’s confederate flag in the name of Jesus on june 27, 2015 - Psalm 27 🙏🏾
i bless the rains dow.. @Chinchillazllla
109K Followers 7K Following Internet's own Chili Neighbor™. Rebecca. 34. Autistic hermit. Ask me about bugs. Girl version of Nic Cage in Pig. see more Rufus content at @KuneKuneRufus
Mr. Chau @Srirachachau
79K Followers 2K Following I love scary movies, westerns, and cool good dogs. Friend to all except the villains. I write comedy and make cartoons. My tweets are okay
Robert Evans (The Onl.. @IwriteOK
264K Followers 1K Following I make many, many podcasts for Cool Zone Media. You can find things I've written at Bellingcat, New Lines Magazine, Rolling Stone, Business Insider, and more.
Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest
18K Followers 5K Following | $LaurenMcKenziest | Elder Millesbian | 🧠 post-cap | wife of grace
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
221K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
New York Times Pitchb.. @DougJBalloon
264K Followers 4K Following Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL
🌽🌽 Erica, The W.. @herosnvrdie69
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Borscht the T is sile.. @InternetHippo
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Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn
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molly conger @socialistdogmom
145K Followers 1K Following i’m just the note taker. she/her. the cop reading this is wasting tax dollars
Wagatwe Wanjuki 🇰�.. @wagatwe
65K Followers 3K Following Award-winning antirape activist. theorist & educator. She/hers https://t.co/xzCO3z3hqP
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
55K Followers 935 Following
Escalate Network @readytoescalate
4K Followers 53 Following Heeding the call. #Escalate4Gaza #FreePalestine https://t.co/flepQpjl8c
Cerveza Crysknife @enbridgethe3rd
202 Followers 96 Following 3rd time's the charm. Introduced doxxing to the goon twitter ecosystem like a smallpox blanket. Mostly posting about colonial violence in the metropol.
Joy 🔜 C2E2 @joyxvalentine
4K Followers 439 Following 25 | Fandom Menace | Black Nonbinary Entity | TTRPG enjoyer |
Jesuit for X-Men @GracePersephone
1K Followers 507 Following Grace Persephone. Dearheart. shoulda been an angel, but I'm too dumb to speak. @alaskastardust, my wife
mia hughes @AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
4K Followers 1K Following drums @lorelaitilidie inflicter @lindsay_munroe / words @NME @stereogum @guardian @billboard @revolvermag @NPR @TicketmasterUK @bandcamp + more / tryin my best
Jeff Forgeron @WeatherJefe
9K Followers 994 Following AMS Certified Meteorologist for Good Day Oregon @Fox12oregon | Student Pilot | Girl Dad
Mac Crane they/them @mcrane_12
11K Followers 6K Following Queer, nonbinary mess. jock to writer pipeline. author of I KEEP MY EXOSKELETONS TO MYSELF (Catapult 2023) & A SHARP ENDLESS NEED (Dial, 2025)
Dr. Ashley | The Pani.. @PanickedFoodie
9K Followers 4K Following Scientist | Cornell Alum | Food Blogger | #FluidMechanics #HeatTransfer #CovidIsAirborne On TikTok under The Panicked Diaries.
zack @count_ecstasy
874 Followers 1K Following guess i'm dumb but i don't care / Alt: @dicemanc0meth
Stone Cold Jane Auste.. @AbbyHiggs
12K Followers 4K Following Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE🖖
Andy “Brak & other .. @amerrill2
25K Followers 702 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I like food and watching TV. I’m so much fun, I make myself puke. I have a 57-year old bladder. I share too much about myself.
Mark E. Hauber @cowbirdlab
4K Followers 2K Following Exec. director @asrc_gc at CUNY, comparative psychologist with an eye on brood parasites. Married 🏳️🌈, BLM, he/him. I post my own mind.
People Selling Mirror.. @SellingAMirror
186K Followers 900 Following Sometimes when people sell mirrors online, they can't figure out how to get out of the way.
Annie Lowrey @AnnieLowrey
100K Followers 1K Following Staff writer @TheAtlantic, author of "Give People Money," working a book called "The Time Tax." Not here often, please say hi on [email protected].
Annette @weeble
1K Followers 579 Following Software engineer 🏳️⚧️ Scatterbrained. I like puzzles, games, roller-skates, drawing. @nettiewobbles https://t.co/7FGFeAHSQt she/her
Prospect Park @prospect_park
39K Followers 1K Following Prospect Park Alliance. We take care of Brooklyn’s Backyard.
USFWS Pacific @USFWSPacific
64K Followers 11K Following The Pacific Region for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service includes Idaho, Oregon, Washington, Hawaii and other Pacific Islands.
Jeremiah Warren ◡̈ @jeremiahjw
8K Followers 3K Following creative director / producer / photographer / filmmaker / web3 / internet boy (he/him) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈
Bat World Sanctuary @batworld
24K Followers 101 Following A non-profit, accredited organization providing worldwide rescue, rehabilitation, release and lifetime sanctuary for bats in need.
sake person 🦀 @REALJUNlPER
14K Followers 147 Following not actually @CantEverDie just five of junipers friends in a trenchcoat
Mike Monello @mikemonello
6K Followers 5K Following @CampfireNYC, @PeabodyAwards Judge, Video Palace co-creator, #BlairWitchProject, FloridaFilmFest, video clerk, bagger, burger flipper. RT≠Endorsement.
Ej Dickson @ejdickson
31K Followers 5K Following senior writer @rollingstone, rep: @carlywatters, [email protected]. Megyn Kelly said I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
Allison Duerk ☜ @allisonduerk
233 Followers 426 Following Debs House🏠 IWW🌐 DSA🌹 BBQ🔥 4th gen union✊ Sycamore 🌳 Hoosier✨ staff writer @TeenAppealToReason 🗞️ she has pronouns in her bio💫 views mine and yours 👁
allium enthusiast �.. @millerlowlife_
1K Followers 3K Following professional beer smoker. popcorn ceiling enjoyer. bird watcher 𓅃. radical leftist. follows are not endorsements.
Mark Bankston @BankstonAtLaw
18K Followers 219 Following Partner, Farrar & Ball. Bomb-throwing do-gooder. Half Robin Hood, half Blackbeard. Caught Alex Jones lying on the stand.
Daniel Whiteson @DanielWhiteson
8K Followers 5K Following Particle physics and ML (https://t.co/1MlHzNIbD9). Co-creator @DanielAndJorge podcast and @ElinorWonders TV. Patreon: https://t.co/a9krC8OAce.
anna livia @not_a_heather
24K Followers 1K Following Moby-Dick; or, The Whale is an 1851 novel by American writer Herman Melville.
Zane Schacht - Voice .. @VoicesByZane
27K Followers 1K Following Voice Actor (w/ SourceConnect), Mountain Jew. He/Him. It's pronounced "Shact". Opinions are my own. Pic by @shabnakk
Science Cowboy 🪶 @aadityad9
652 Followers 625 Following Wildlife Biologist. Taylor Swift Apologist. Science Mansplainer. occasionally tweets about Star Wars (he/him)
noah kulwin @nkulw
102K Followers 4K Following We can make miracles happen every day | writer, reporter and co-host of @blowbackpod | subscribe at https://t.co/pETV2D531N
hot librarian lesbian.. @mafflepaffle
2K Followers 1K Following 3rd yr phd student in astronomy at cornell ✨ personal account for silliness but 🪐⭐️ folks are welcome anyway (hi!!) ✨ abolish all police and every prison
Taal Levi @taaltree
7K Followers 2K Following Wildlife ecology and conservation, metabarcoding, eDNA, disease ecology, mathematical modeling. Prof of Fisheries, Wildlife, and Conservation at Oregon State U
Heathcliff @_auguryart
550 Followers 3K Following multidisciplinary rentoid. i was evil smeagol once. sin kiske is literally me. technically a doctor
cacheblaster 𓅓 @cacheblaster
784 Followers 2K Following Basically created this account to interact with my favorite creators. No big whoop. He/him. White cis hetero.
Vincent “Dune Boy�.. @muddaub
9K Followers 881 Following he/they 🏳️⚧️ / messianic swamp rat/ i live to punish god / adult 21+
Marc Gilles @_Marc_Gilles
981 Followers 519 Following PhD student @BehavEcoBIE interested in the smell of birds 🐦 nature and adventure 🏕️ a bit of art 🎨 he/him
Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane
5K Followers 987 Following emo till I die. Follow for more tweets that I tweet.
𝙃 𝙔 𝙋 𝙀 �.. @hypergiants_
1K Followers 3K Following The Hypergiants ASMR/DJ HYPERGIANT™ | The beautiful new age relaxation tapes | No Homes In Peace / psneaky records | Friendly Space Wizad | pls enjoy 🏠🎵
My daughter got in trouble yesterday for bringing a walkie talkie to school. Tuning it to the teachers channel and making animal noises. Someone snitched on her lol. How can you even get mad at that.
ccny campus magazine livestream is genuinely incredible, they’re reading out police badge numbers + names and getting people in the chat to search complaints filed against them, then reading the complaints back out loud to the cops 😭
a very small influencer married into a billionaire family and i am absolutely dying over her demanding this insta handle
We need an ongoing thread about the nightmares people have found in sheds and basements over the years
@HSTSKaczynski It's a horrible story but this part is funny
@CHECKYSTOMPER69 @poppy_haze Lets see, hydrofl OHMYGOD
the number of custody cases that explicitly cite dave & busters as grounds for divorce is about to skyrocket
Dave & Buster's will begin allowing customers to bet on arcade games “Customers can soon make a friendly $5 wager on a Hot Shots basketball game, a bet on a Skee-Ball competition or on another arcade game.” on.nbc10.com/n1G4KHf
Please keep your cats inside. And to those saying outdoor cats don’t do anything…shut up and keep your cats inside, you’re wrong Am I going to expound? I shouldn’t have to
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IM SCREAMING FRANKLIN GOT MURDERED BY THE NEIGHBORHOOD CAT ON HIS FIRST FLIGHT OUT OF THE NEST OH MY GOD
Counterpoint: This is good
Anarchists dressed in all black are breaking in through windows at the Columbia College campus in NYC. This is bad
Israel has, with biden's blessing and funding, murdered way more people than the official death toll. Due to murdering all the people whose job would be to update that death toll. The actual toll *has* to be above 100,000. Probably well above. 1% of 2.2 million is 22,000.
just found an all-star level take
I’ve seen so many dunks about this tweet that are like “well your mother was doing laundry for an entire family“ and it is making me feel insane because it says right there in the tweet that his mom told him doing *his own laundry* would be difficult.
These are the invisible victims of unsupervised and uncontrolled outdoor cats. If you’re thinking your cat is an exception you’re lyin to yourself.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IM SCREAMING FRANKLIN GOT MURDERED BY THE NEIGHBORHOOD CAT ON HIS FIRST FLIGHT OUT OF THE NEST OH MY GOD
it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactly”
5yo: I WILL WEAR MY WHITE DRESS TO THE WEDDING ON FRIDAY Me: Um, how about your blue one? People don’t usually wear white to— 5yo: I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THE BRIDE
ughhh they stopped letting me hide the blue check they forced on big accounts, sorry for the humiliating eyesore and please know I’d sooner walk into the sea than give elon money he can not pay his child support with
Oh for fucks sake.
how should i get myself banned again when i hit the no-fun zone of 10k followers
We simply can't stop making podcasts together. Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) is a WEEKLY half-reported, half-interview podcast that will look into some of the internet’s main characters, from the most famous to the most forgotten. I love you @jamieloftusHELP Links below 💖
so wait… you’re telling me you can subscribe to my new weekly @coolzonemedia show about the internet’s main characters RIGHT NOW? you’re telling me the first episode drops NEXT TUESDAY? that’s just so interesting 😇
I won't be celebrating until anything is actually de-scheduled
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