The Ghost of Woke Grok 🥪 @JEllulz
Maybe ghost of a 20th century French philosopher. If I say “hell yeah brother” that's like in a gender-neutral way. Proud creator of the best tweet of all time. x.com/JEllulz/status… Sandwich Joined May 2018-
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@OriginalRizzler Starbucks is where adults go to get milkshakes.
Well then, fuck you and your wife.
Well then, fuck you and your wife.
In the future, poor indoor air quality in schools and office buildings will be looked upon as a barbaric practice like open sewers running through streets are today
In the future, poor indoor air quality in schools and office buildings will be looked upon as a barbaric practice like open sewers running through streets are today
Chuds when someone running for office speaks a second language
Chuds when someone running for office speaks a second language https://t.co/FS5mvWpNT8
when they're posting shit like this in Texas, it's not a Recession.. it's Worse.
Leaving Amazon packages on my front porch for multiple days not because I forgot about them but because I want to prove to my neighbors that they don't need ring cameras
EA selling to Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner’s firm is about the most EA thing I can think of
Why are cuttlefish found basically everywhere except the Americas? What do they know?
"make america skilled again!" used ai imagery bc they dont wanna pay someome with actual skill to create art
"make america skilled again!" used ai imagery bc they dont wanna pay someome with actual skill to create art
Religious psychosis is alive and well
Hakeem Jeffries still refuses to endorse the Democratic Nominee for NYC mayor but praises Eric Adams who, left the party, openly supports Trump, & cut a deal with Trump to disappear DOJ’s bribery & corruption charges against him. Can’t imagine why the Dem Party has 26% approval🤔
I made a London Fog cake with an Earl Grey lavender soak, lavender vanilla bean cream cheese icing, and a salted caramel drizzle. Here's a tasteful, dramatically lit photo of that, with a little sprig of baby's breath artistically placed on top. Sickos only.
I made a London Fog cake with an Earl Grey lavender soak, lavender vanilla bean cream cheese icing, and a salted caramel drizzle. Here's a tasteful, dramatically lit photo of that, with a little sprig of baby's breath artistically placed on top. Sickos only. https://t.co/PkCRMbQikA
The House just dropped Epstein docs showing Peter Thiel was scheduled for lunch with Epstein in 2017 — years after he became a registered sex offender. When we say Epstein’s friends are building your future social credit score, we aren't exaggerating!
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT BATS HAVE INTRODUCED LANTERNFLIES INTO THEIR DIET AND IT’S HELPING CONTROL THE LANTERNFLY POPULATION AND SUPPORT THE BAT POPULATION THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's pertinent to point out Sean Penn is in that new Paul Thomas Anderson film people are praising for being "pro-revolutionary", and which in Leonardo DiCaprio who just this year made a deal with an Israeli company to build hotels in occupied Palestine, is the male lead.
It's pertinent to point out Sean Penn is in that new Paul Thomas Anderson film people are praising for being "pro-revolutionary", and which in Leonardo DiCaprio who just this year made a deal with an Israeli company to build hotels in occupied Palestine, is the male lead.
Super Hans: Yeah, but I was in charge of the buttons Mark. I drew a line. You crossed that line. I'm gonna have to have a think about you, I don't think you could be trusted in a combat situation.
Excellent use of free will
the scene now in war-ravaged antifa Portland 🦆
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wormbuxx 🇵🇸 @kayteterry
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Mark @AgingRanchHand
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dr pastor space ghost... @brakkula
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haunted horsegirl @mollywidstrom
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Nanosaur Enthusiast @NanosaurFan1999
277 Followers 294 Following Vintage tech nerd 💾 / Cognitive neuro researcher 🧠 / Not a real dinosaur 🚫🦕
Scrumble Eggs 🇵�... @scrumble_eggs
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