The Ghost of Sandwich Future @JEllulz
Maybe ghost of a 20th century French philosopher. If I say “hell yeah brother” that's like in a gender-neutral way. Proud creator of the best tweet of all time. twitter.com/JEllulz/status… No gods, no masters Joined May 2018-
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My guess is they're letting it get very bad, they'll "have" to call in the national guard, and this will set a precedent in every state, until the entire country remains militarized until Election Day and probably after
My guess is they're letting it get very bad, they'll "have" to call in the national guard, and this will set a precedent in every state, until the entire country remains militarized until Election Day and probably after
I can’t get over this mirror image Photo 1: NYPD lined up in dark navy shirts and light khaki pants before storming a building at Columbia tonight Photo 2: Neo-Nazis in WV like three days ago wearing dark navy shirts and light khaki pants
ccny campus magazine livestream is genuinely incredible, they’re reading out police badge numbers + names and getting people in the chat to search complaints filed against them, then reading the complaints back out loud to the cops 😭
the protesters are heroes, fuck the cops
student journalists and their dean being threatened with arrest if they try to leave a building named after Joseph Pulitzer is the kind of thing that would get cut from a TV show for being a little too on-the-nose
150 students occupied this hall for nearly three weeks in 1985 to protest South African apartheid and there was never this level of forceful police. But then again Afrikaaners didn’t have 86% of Congress voting to provide blank check support and obedient elite media support.
150 students occupied this hall for nearly three weeks in 1985 to protest South African apartheid and there was never this level of forceful police. But then again Afrikaaners didn’t have 86% of Congress voting to provide blank check support and obedient elite media support.
You quite famously relied on sources to push for the invasion of Iraq that refused to identify themselves publicly. You went to jail for it.
You quite famously relied on sources to push for the invasion of Iraq that refused to identify themselves publicly. You went to jail for it.
We are witnessing the weaponization of law enforcement in New York City under the watch of a Democratic Mayor, Governor, and President—all because these leaders rather defend a genocide over listening to the voices of the people. It’s wrong.
Oval office: "Shit, these protests are getting too popular. Luckily, I have this policy to distract them..."
Tyson Foods dumped millions of pounds of toxic pollutants directly into American rivers and lakes over the last five years, a new investigation revealed theguardian.com/environment/20…
Need a picnic blanket influencer to tell me which picnic blanket I should buy
Say what you will about it, but having a red line that if crossed would stop you from voting for someone isn't nihilism. It's kind of the opposite? Most people would have a red line like this somewhere, it'd be nihilist not to have one!
Say what you will about it, but having a red line that if crossed would stop you from voting for someone isn't nihilism. It's kind of the opposite? Most people would have a red line like this somewhere, it'd be nihilist not to have one!
This mfer looks like Scorpius
This mfer looks like Scorpius https://t.co/9jzREgHoOl
Make A Wish Foundation blunt rotation
A Palestinian student at Columbia was arbitrarily suspended along with many other arbitrary suspensions today. Columbia is racially profiling students who have no involvement with the ongoing protests and suspending them with no due process.
Sasha Fierce
A code enforcement officer in Wyoming spent multiple days watching a 13-year-old girl and taking pictures of her while she sells Girl Scout cookies on her grandparents' driveway. Very cool and normal. Not at all fascist or creepy. cowboystatedaily.com/2024/04/23/wyo…
Joseph Kerska @wildwoody4real
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Elon musk @EMusk44252
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RoboSitter @SitterRobo
147 Followers 152 Following Electrician. I babysit Robots to prevent them from killing the population... and sometimes I’m home. Not a Mustang owner
⫷《 shygybeats 》.. @shygybeats
970 Followers 5K Following the apex collective || producer/beta tester/creator || Host of Tough Love Gauntlet || 🍋: @larn247
Sookie Winehouse @SookieWinehouse
509 Followers 1K Following The Wonkiest of Willies. Organized mess. Vauntingly modest! Walker of Gurney Halleck's Pug (He was busy). ClimateChange/Fusion Alt: @FlowDelPreserve
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auntie cistamine @laurenancona
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Darren Lee Clark @darren_l_clark
252 Followers 500 Following yet another Seattle programmer transplant, at least I feel bad about it.
Ms Bee🌸𓅄 @MariaLuciaBee
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Let it Burn #FreePale.. @MCalmette
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weasel @pap3rw8
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🇵🇸 ☭ le mec @_mcharrison
416 Followers 840 Following Anti-Imperialism | ACAB | BLM | Trans rights are human rights | Y’all means ALL
Al Smilo @alsmilo
810 Followers 904 Following Anime lover. Obsessed with all things Gundam. Bought a full Green Power Ranger Cosplay. Legalize and Equalize. Don't be mean. I have a giant Nightwing tattoo.
۟ @Im_Called_James
454 Followers 781 Following the opinions offered on this account are not my own, they’re yours.
ANTIFAbadgebunny @ANTIFAbadgebun
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Kareem - MD, MSc, DIC @KareemIcy
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𓅓Emo Girl𓅓 @officialBicon
362 Followers 1K Following used to be DoubleDickedGod but i upgraded. she/her (allegedly).
wick @wicknebster
410 Followers 1K Following Nature is filled with more beauty than we'll ever understand and modern society is SeaWorld 𓆇
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There are some who ca.. @TimNoEgo
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“nonbinary fuss” .. @redDesertweirdo
390 Followers 1K Following student of Baba Yaga. a Living Ghost. all around cool guy
Human Capital Stock �.. @Wrong_Salem_
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newman 𓅰 @th3dylanproject
404 Followers 479 Following 24 y/o Dog Daycare Receptionist Teaching Your Dog Marxism ☭. Bird Song Listener. Delusional A’s Fan. Plant Guy. #FREEPALESTINE🇵🇸 #ACAB
Ada🇵🇸 𓅔 @HiddenKrypt
630 Followers 1K Following ΘΔ&🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☭𓅅https://t.co/lyYuQ73nKo - 39 she/her WLW commie - shameless kanaya kin/stan -right wingers crying over my bio- pfp: @Voidlace
turly33t𓅃 @turly33t
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Joseph Kerska @wildwoody4real
2K Followers 2K Following [email protected] HUGE Social Media Influencer, out of work voice-over actor, blocked author and frankly, I identify as a PENCIL... Not at all the sharpest
⫷《 shygybeats 》.. @shygybeats
970 Followers 5K Following the apex collective || producer/beta tester/creator || Host of Tough Love Gauntlet || 🍋: @larn247
Dr. Ruby ❣️ @SleevelessRube
79 Followers 851 Following Biologist trapped in a cat's body. (She/Her) - late 20's human lady
Cuttlefish 𓅃 @ggrreennnnnn
577 Followers 5K Following
Zawdie Herbert @atoherbert
882 Followers 1K Following Application Performance Engineer 👨🏾💻. I am an artist and I’m sensitive about my 🎨. I appear courtesy of myself. M.E. GaTech 🐝 ‘98 #BlackTechTwitter ❤️🖤💚
RoboSitter @SitterRobo
147 Followers 152 Following Electrician. I babysit Robots to prevent them from killing the population... and sometimes I’m home. Not a Mustang owner
Bim 🌸 @BimmyBlammo
2K Followers 1K Following 27, Gamer, book and science nerd, Hasanabihead, Arch Villain, Game Grump fan, Smosh fan, Markiplite, Yardigan, kpop fan (💜)
Sookie Winehouse @SookieWinehouse
509 Followers 1K Following The Wonkiest of Willies. Organized mess. Vauntingly modest! Walker of Gurney Halleck's Pug (He was busy). ClimateChange/Fusion Alt: @FlowDelPreserve
auntie cistamine @laurenancona
30K Followers 18K Following neurodivergent public servant • learning to help • 338ppm • she • no DMs
spent 18 hours waitin.. @stonedforspace
786 Followers 2K Following going nowhere and guaranteed to be late
Darren Lee Clark @darren_l_clark
252 Followers 500 Following yet another Seattle programmer transplant, at least I feel bad about it.
Let it Burn #FreePale.. @MCalmette
617 Followers 1K Following A Better World is Possible Socialist BLM ACAB M4A She/Her
🇵🇸 ☭ le mec @_mcharrison
416 Followers 840 Following Anti-Imperialism | ACAB | BLM | Trans rights are human rights | Y’all means ALL
weasel @pap3rw8
748 Followers 937 Following I am Paperweight, Ferret Evangelist. Molecular biologist and geneticist. I.T. hobbyist. 𓅃
Sam 𓆞𓆝 𓆟𓅓 @cataclysam
592 Followers 2K Following he/him - midlander - 🇵🇸 - @disambiguate.bsky.social
Al Smilo @alsmilo
810 Followers 904 Following Anime lover. Obsessed with all things Gundam. Bought a full Green Power Ranger Cosplay. Legalize and Equalize. Don't be mean. I have a giant Nightwing tattoo.
𓅓Emo Girl𓅓 @officialBicon
362 Followers 1K Following used to be DoubleDickedGod but i upgraded. she/her (allegedly).
۟ @Im_Called_James
454 Followers 781 Following the opinions offered on this account are not my own, they’re yours.
Nathan Wind aka Cochi.. @flounderinggull
288 Followers 1K Following
Kareem - MD, MSc, DIC @KareemIcy
3K Followers 145 Following Homo universalis • F500 Management consultant • AuADHD - Neurodiversity advocate • @imperialcollege alumni I synthesize, compress, & upscale knowledge & arts
Hamid Naderi Yeganeh @naderi_yeganeh
35K Followers 32K Following Research Student @UCL Maths. Mathematical artist. Email: naderiyeganeh at gmail dot com
wick @wicknebster
410 Followers 1K Following Nature is filled with more beauty than we'll ever understand and modern society is SeaWorld 𓆇
Gertrude (Gertie) @GertieBeautie
88 Followers 399 Following Very focused on beauty and entertainment and aesthetic. There's a lot of *ugly* out there, dearie. For the last time - I am NOT Bilton Merle...
ANTIFAbadgebunny @ANTIFAbadgebun
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Human Capital Stock �.. @Wrong_Salem_
512 Followers 638 Following High Speed Rail NOW! | Propaganda Commissar | Satirist | Notable Shut-In | Accomplice | She/her | Roll For Damage ☭
There are some who ca.. @TimNoEgo
28K Followers 30K Following #Atheist #FuckRacism #Poly Co-founder High Times magazine Former weed smuggler Did time ALL GODS ARE MYTHS I am living in poverty. Please help: $TimNoEgo
“nonbinary fuss” .. @redDesertweirdo
390 Followers 1K Following student of Baba Yaga. a Living Ghost. all around cool guy
@saraterror.bsky.soci.. @HorrorNails
861 Followers 1K Following Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia). ADHD chaos muppet. cPTSD. Queen of Seahorse Penises. Queer AF. Boob monster.
newman 𓅰 @th3dylanproject
404 Followers 479 Following 24 y/o Dog Daycare Receptionist Teaching Your Dog Marxism ☭. Bird Song Listener. Delusional A’s Fan. Plant Guy. #FREEPALESTINE🇵🇸 #ACAB
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630 Followers 1K Following ΘΔ&🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☭𓅅https://t.co/lyYuQ73nKo - 39 she/her WLW commie - shameless kanaya kin/stan -right wingers crying over my bio- pfp: @Voidlace
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@JCColtin Someone should ask him about this shit then.
@TyphinaRex @JEllulz Thanks for the heads up. Gonna search Reddit for a tutorial
Checked on my best friend this morning, she’s poppin’ off
The minute we started parroting the idea we don't owe anyone anything, and no one owes you anything - I knew we were cooked. The average person doesn't know how to function socially :(
society toast. i been entertaining the notion that we're post society already. like, a social contract broke, right
People who still talk about "one bad apple" don't understand police. They were excited to attack students tonight, and every time I've seen them police a protest they are excited to do violence.
many nypd officers tonight were excited to arrest columbia students. saying chants were catchy, clapping along with protestors, and itching to draw their guns on students. it was surreal to see.
Any stupid, manufactured generational conflict I feel toward Gen Z has been entirely obliterated by the bravery of these student protestors. As terrible as the present now, the conviction and honour these kids are displaying makes me hopeful for the future.
architects will make simple boxes look fantastic if urban planners let them
Great new apartment building in Boston!
@McDonalds Y'all ain't lying about the crispy part. That sandwich is dryer than a desert.
Remember when that girl at Yale said someone poked her in the eye and she spent 3 days on every major news outlet and hung out with the Speaker of the House? That was like 10 days ago
Pro-Israel protester throws another firework *into* the encampment where people are. LAPD helicopter overhead.
It was never about student safety, just as it has never been about Israeli hostages.
Zionists continue to launch fireworks into the UCLA encampment
Democrat mayor. Democrat governor. Democrat president.
An NYPD MRAP carrying an armored ESU team just pulled up blocks from Columbia University. Among the men on the roof is head of DCPI Tarik Sheppard
Shafik knows her presidency is over. She knows you cannot tear gas campus and expect a commencement ceremony. She is a baroness wreaking vengeance upon teenagers to defend Israel and an investment portfolio.
NYPD Lieutenant Michael Butler, well known for his lead role in countless violent crackdowns on protests, didn’t like being filmed blockading people into their private homes 2 blocks from Columbia. He has 26 misconduct allegations and is named in at least 2 lawsuits.
@grace_laker @bluelad89420 Egg over hard
@bluelad89420 Needs this (I’m only one coffee deep into my morning and can’t formulate a proper geological pun, alas)
I wish to try This "Hamethyst"
to many such an idea is existentially threatening to elitism, and thereby ontologically inconceivable. Students’ clarity makes complicit silence (as opposed to the normal glib liberal finger wagging and rabid, frothing alliance with warmongering democrats) all the more enraging
these students would rather sacrifice their futures, would rather dismantle their own elitist institutions and render them stripped of prestige and all its benefits (benefits often paid for with horrific debt) than lie in wait as a genocide is waged with their tuition.
Would be a good time for any allegedly principled nytimes employees to speak up or something. Idk your silence is hard to take
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