molly 🇵🇸 @mollandra
she/they | insta and everywhere else: @mollandra Joined October 2011-
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Amazon review: "Bought it 3 years ago & it's just been gathering dust ever since." Wait for it.... "FIVE STARS ★★★★★" Wh-wh-what?!— —The product is a VACUUM CLEANER 🤣 Always think before you jump to conclusions... Have a great night everyone! Twitter is my "bar" ☺️
not enough
me wearing my @jarvis merch
many of my problems could be solved by the 2 running more frequently on weekends. let alone the 5 running into brooklyn! what a dream!
at this point in the genocide, nearly 7 months in mainstream media, if you still aren’t educated on what’s happening in palestine you are selfish and complicit in what is happening to the palestinian people
You were so small in my hands no shrapnel could hit you, but the dust and smoke of the bomb rushed into your lungs. No need for any gauze. They just closed your eyes. No need for any shroud. You were already in your swaddle blanket.
unclear why i can’t drag myself out of bed before 8:55 am on weekdays but on weekends where my only job is see friends and have fun i’m bright eyed and bushy tailed at 6:45…nothing further to discuss there i’m sure…fun coincidence…
when i invite people to things now I’ve started saying “some pressure!” instead of “no pressure!” because i am trying to become a woman of conviction
-of an actual antisemitic comment, quickly equalizing its offense to that of murdering thousands upon thousands of innocent civilians. History and the Jewish people that don’t consider our lives inherently more valuable than others will look back on your behavior with disgust.
As a Jewish man I am just so utterly revolted by my fellow Jews and non Jews alike crying antisemitism in the face of any criticism of Israel and manipulating every conversation into the semantics of how you’re leveling said criticism and then, in the face-
Buckle up, Broadway. 🚕 Cole Escola’s OH, MARY! comes to the Lyceum Theatre for 12 Weeks Only. #OhMary
You love to see it. Congratulations @SummerForPA 💪🏽
Twitter has made me a better conversationalist. if someone tells a banger at a party I "retweet" it -- repeat the joke but louder "for the people in the back"😂 any tomfoolery WILL be "private quote RT'd" -- whispered with some next-level snark to the adorable girl beside me😝
this piece should get this guy fired, not because i disagree with his politics (which i do lmfao) but because it exposes his deep misunderstanding of basic texts and the subject material!!!! if this guy was my IVY LEAGUE PROF i’d be like “give me my dad’s donations back”
this piece should get this guy fired, not because i disagree with his politics (which i do lmfao) but because it exposes his deep misunderstanding of basic texts and the subject material!!!! if this guy was my IVY LEAGUE PROF i’d be like “give me my dad’s donations back”
Experience Drag Race before Communism
call me crazy... but as a jew on passover... i think it makes sense to demand freedom for ppl who're being UNJUSTLY OPPRESSED & MURDERED 🫡
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Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
padam padam i hear it and i know padam padam i know you want me espresso
All it takes to launch a Twitter discourse is for ~10 people to talk about the same novel thing on the same day. It would take a shockingly small amount of coordination to influence what gets talked about on here. Should I make a spreadsheet for us?
Oh my god shut UP
Jennifer Lawrence: “Amy [Schumer]’s choice to use her voice to speak for justice puts her under immense fire. I wouldn’t say she navigates it so much as she throws her middle fingers up and walks away from negative comments like a gas station fire in a Michael Bay movie.”…
A lot of things
WHERE IS THE FILM ADAPTATION, HOLLYWOOD??
Interesting to me that most religious horror movies are about catholicism bc I find buff celebrity megachurch youth pastors far more terrifying and sinister than demons with powers of possession
@foxxy_doll Sister You Gotta Take These Ppl With A GrainOf Salt. It’s Funny Cause They Are Gay . I Laugh At Gays .
@foxxy_doll Plus You Got To Remember Most Will Never Get To See The World Outside Of Where They Live & Thats So Sad :( I Would Be Miserable Too.
Some asshole: it’s just a bunch of rich Ivy League kids. The University of North Texas:
UNT Palestine Protest is insanely large