Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven
Comic who just learned he's Clinically Autistic. Manhattan, NY Joined November 2021-
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NYC > EVERYWHERE ELSE > NJ
Being a boy is wanting to send someone a picture of what you did to a toilet, being a man is knowing who that someone is 💘
I just hope he isn't a method actor. 😬
I just hope he isn't a method actor. 😬
Unlike me, Tesla's Optimus can fold a shirt without needing to use an erect penis.
Unlike me, Tesla's Optimus can fold a shirt without needing to use an erect penis. https://t.co/h1mddBnOpA
NOBODY FOLLOW MY BLUE CHECK MARK, TED TALK GIVING, WIKIPEDIA PAGE HAVING WIFE! PLEASE FOLLOW HER!
NOBODY FOLLOW MY BLUE CHECK MARK, TED TALK GIVING, WIKIPEDIA PAGE HAVING WIFE! PLEASE FOLLOW HER!
No wonder my relationships never last
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@drmistercody Marcy’s Playground used to Matchbox Twenty but now sadly they Pearl Jam for The Breeders
Autistic Steve Cohen retweeted
Convincer her to redistribute her wealth
Convincer her to redistribute her wealth
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Oh no was he on one of their planes????
Boeing whistleblower found dead in US bbc.in/43eX08f
we, as a society, need to start acting a little more punk rock
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Not thrilled with the whole lineup but honored to find out I’m someone’s opening Tinder line
@mikerecine We sucked off the same two executives
I am tired of this kind of story. The plane is not
BREAKING: United Airlines Boeing 777 loses tire while taking off from San Francisco, crushing cars on the ground
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Ok, but to be fair, I went really viral.
What won’t he do next?
Brendan Schaub announced he is quitting comedy and stand up.
My heart is broken. Melinda, my beloved wife of 28 years, passed away this morning. Our five children and I are just in tears. We are lost. Melinda was more than my wife. She was my savior. She gave me the emotional security I needed to have a career.
showed my dad this tweet and he asked i post a follow up with him and a squishmallow…idk why but why not?
my dad bases every movie suggested to him on the big short. he always asks “is it better than the big short?” and if the answer is yes, he’ll watch it. after every movie, he’ll kinda sadly shake his head and say “it wasn’t as good as the big short”
Me when I got a pack of Bugles
Big articulated fingers [📹 Gary Fay Creations]
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