Bobby Sheehan @BobbySheehanLOL
Comedian and host of The Before Hours Podcast open.spotify.com/show/2k5hGpIfC… New York, NY Joined December 2015-
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Listen to Biggie songs and you’ll realize Diddy has always inserted himself where he wasn’t wanted
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I’ve been really into smoothies lately. Although sometimes I prefer full bush.
Can’t believe I predicted this. #trump #gettysburg #trumpgettysburg
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Blowjobs are like cookies. My grandmother’s were the best.
Come see me in all my peanut eating glory 🥜 👑
Come see me in all my peanut eating glory 🥜 👑
Do you think the 9/11 guys were giggling during takeoff?
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Hey Manhattan, @nerdnite NYC is back on March 28 at @caveatnyc w/@afastpacedlife, Evelyn Zornoza, Ben Taylor, & @BobbySheehanLOL to discuss useless studies, where our poop goes, and how Americans bump uglies. Deets: nyc.nerdnite.com/2024/02/18/ner…
“You’re a LUCKY man,” is the only socially acceptable way to say “I want to fuck your wife.”
The Dropkick Murphys’ cover of Amazing Grace stays on while we fuck.
Thank you to everyone that came out last night 🙏🙏🙏 It was one for the history books 📚 🎤 🇺🇸
Once accused of being “two-faced”, Lincoln replied, “If I had another face, do you think I’d wear this one?” 😂 #relatable #comedy #comedyshow #comedyshows #nyc #astoria #thingstodoinnyc #nycevents #comedyinnyc #history #livinghistory #historyinnyc #funevents #haha #lol #lmao
I asked an MTA worker a question and he acted like I interrupted him while he was delivering his vows.
Babe wake up, left-wing Heritage Not Hate just dropped
Babe wake up, left-wing Heritage Not Hate just dropped
Doing All Nut November. Cumming everyday. Fuck you.
If you’re old enough to remember the Reagan administration, you HAVE TO do curls right in front of the dumbbell rack. I don’t make the rules.
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There’s a subway cop at the West 4th stop and she has a tattoo along the chin line. Not quite a neck tattoo. Not quite a face tattoo. Maybe I’m just old-fashioned, but I don’t think women should be cops?
Do you guys celebrate Hitler’s Birthday Eve or do you do everything on the actual day?
From the river to the sea, Palestine can suck my D.
I’ve been really into smoothies lately. Although sometimes I prefer full bush.
Between this and that Sam Tripoli joke, i think it’s safe to say: COMEDY IS BACK!
"You want Trump to come back?"
Congratulations, Benjamin Franklin. You did it. Good job. We are all very proud of you.
What’s wrong with people
Standup comedy has taught me to feel absolutely nothing in the face of adversity and rejection. And I can’t imagine that’s actually a good thing.
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I’m single and ready to Pringle* *shoves a Pringle’s container up my ass with ease
Up to 11.4% female Let's goooooooo
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love getting gifts from my job that are clearly meant for black women ❤️
Eminem's first ever time in the studio with Dr Dre and they recorded 'My Name Is"
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