Pope Grumpnatious III @mostly_grumpy
It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat. Askwith, England Joined February 2009-
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Pope Grumpnatious III retweeted
Anyone who supports ID cards on the grounds that “if you’ve got nothing to hide you have nothing to worry about” should be banned from having curtains.
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My iPad mini is 8 years old now, I think I might have to invest in a new one, it’s getting quite slow.
Pope Grumpnatious III retweeted
Me in 2028 using my Brit Card to request three minutes of government-supervised internet access so that I can post a picture of my cat
ID cards are splitting the room. I’m seeing quite a bit of ‘If you haven’t done anything wrong why would you object to showing a policeman your ID?’ Well, because I haven’t done anything wrong, the most basic foundation of the law.
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BBC Front page says it all. Because nothing bad ever happens to huge databases, right?
I’m not mad on this. There will need to be very strict rules on when a police officer can ask to see your ID. bbc.com/news/articles/…
I’m weak as a kitten today. Woke up at midnight and then had a 2 hour bout of the ‘Joni Mitchell’s’ (both ends). Got back to sleep about 3am. There’s something very humbling about throwing up into a carrier bag whilst shitting yourself. That said, ladies, form a queue.
I don’t know whether to watch slow horses new episode or save them up for when the whole series is out.
Tonight I have watched Dune part 2. I have no idea what was going on.
Putting some electrickery into my car. Been here about 10 minutes. A man drives up and says I was here before you. How did I get my car into the space, hook it up and be here 10 minutes then? He’s fuming. And mental.
At least Bosh’s Mrs knows where he is tonight.
Pope Grumpnatious III retweeted
FBI RELEASE MORE LEAKED MESSAGES FROM TYLER ROBINSON
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The Matchroom thing on Netflix is well good, lads
Raisin their profile
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I can’t tell you how much I laughed at this. Imagine how absolutely fucking raging they are? Incredible.
I can’t tell you how much I laughed at this. Imagine how absolutely fucking raging they are? Incredible.
I’m not a spymaster, but I probably wouldn’t tell anyone I was doing this.
I’m not a spymaster, but I probably wouldn’t tell anyone I was doing this.
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Not a big fan of Jimmy Kimmel, but if you think his show should be canceled for this, you’re a hack and a total fraud who should never pretend to care about free speech
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