Terrible But Inevitable @mr_mxyplyzyk
I'd like to go on the dark web and look at a picture of a skeleton. Joined July 2010-
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Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
New: NYC's largest cop union is suing Police Commissioner Ed Caban and Mayor Adams for implementing a new “zero tolerance” policy on NYPD officers using steroids or other performance-enhancing drugs. nydailynews.com/2024/04/29/nyp…
A man has been arrested for murder after getting into a fight with another man and eating parts of his face, at a bus stop near Las Vegas Boulevard.
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.
the wedding i went to last night had an open bar with free cigs 🥰
“Can I say something?” No, you can’t. Stfu.
He really sounds like Trump here. The cadence, the resentment, the references being 50 years old.
He really sounds like Trump here. The cadence, the resentment, the references being 50 years old.
My mom when I’d say the milk had spoiled, “let me taste.”
My mom when I’d say the milk had spoiled, “let me taste.”
Look, I’m no Q idiot, but do you really expect me to trust the government when they come up with this sort of nonsense?
Look, I’m no Q idiot, but do you really expect me to trust the government when they come up with this sort of nonsense?
Big twist, it was MURDER
Pit bull mauls owner to death inside Bronx apartment trib.al/5Ek2ESs
when she asks “is it in yet”
Two off-duty NYPD cops arrested for alleged sex assault of intoxicated woman: ‘Let’s go bro, she’s waking up’ trib.al/J1nPZW2
The assassination of political rivals as an official act. Understand what the Trump team is arguing for here. Take it seriously and at face value. This is not a game.
The assassination of political rivals as an official act. Understand what the Trump team is arguing for here. Take it seriously and at face value. This is not a game.
Happy April 25th
Voice of Steely Shodan sings “DEACON BLUES” You can see us at SHIBUYA GRIT on 2024/5/6!
wow - NYT reporter says their nonstop coverage of Biden’s age is retribution for not giving their boss an interview: “It’s A.G. He’s the one who is pissed [that] Biden hasn’t done any interviews and quietly encourages all the tough reporting on his age.” politi.co/4b9avJs
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Just saw Lilliana 'the maid' in Die Hard 3
@mr_mxyplyzyk @Variety I’m leaving with something!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Sixers in 7?
@mr_mxyplyzyk it's a sequel shot decades later a la color of money
Don't tell anyone, but I've signed a contract with a publisher for my Bogdanovich book. Coming in 2025.
love letting my voicemail fill up never checking it and any time someone says to me “i left you a voicemail, did you get it” i respond “um, no :)”
@mr_mxyplyzyk I've been known to hew to the same principle. And I've hardly ever gotten a case of the Trumps for it.
@PatrickBRussell Restaurants are a different story, but leftover pizza that was sitting out all night is getting eaten without a second thought.
I used to struggle with PROMETHEUS but now the concept of a bunch of incompetent “experts” attaching themselves to the vanity project of a wealthy megalomaniac, while shirking even the most basic safety protocols, feels about right.
Just saw a tweet about The Blues Brothers that said the joke was that they were making fun of that music. Now I shall leap from a bridge. This is from the guy who made the whole "this is what the Eagles joke in LEBOWSKI was about." I can't take it, guys. I cannot take it.
it is kind of fascinating how video calling was THE signifier of the future and practically every piece of scifi showed it off, but now that we have it it's just kind of whatever and people dont even use it all that much
People have been dreaming about video calling for decades. Now it's a reality.
@KeenanPeachy It wasn’t a mistake. Cooper was presumed dead. Murph got all the credit for saving humanity. They named the planet after her. She even said “they thought it was me solving the equation on my own”. Only Murph knew Cooper was the one sending the data from the black hole.
@mr_mxyplyzyk @MAstronomers Everybody knows that!
The sheer unusability of many newspaper apps and websites is not talked about anywhere near enough in the context of local media decline
Man, I hate to say it, but the Tribune website is borderline non-functional. Routinely crashes my laptop and won't load on my phone. Been trying to read this Johnson/Bears/progressives story for 10 minutes and can't scroll through it. chicagotribune.com/2024/04/28/chi…
How does ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD get better every time you watch it?
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