PooPoo @mrlpvy
life isn’t fair, but it’s still good ~ under construction TX Joined August 2019-
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You know those dissolving swimsuits wives get for their husbands as a joke on vacation? That’s what the Fanatics MLB pants are giving.
Happy 2 years baby @ my septum piercing I got when I was drunk
wear sunscreen, buy a lot of underwear, don’t Venmo your friends for $3, don’t over share in exchange for intimacy, it’s okay if you’re not poly, you need to read more
wear sunscreen, buy a lot of underwear, don’t Venmo your friends for $3, don’t over share in exchange for intimacy, it’s okay if you’re not poly, you need to read more
Finally got my car back after getting it fixed from a wreck on 2/6!!!! And the battery is dead!!!! And the windshield is fucked!!! I love my life!!! (My parents came to the rescue)
Things I have eaten lately (not in order)
‘‘Twas a good weekend
i’m actually a very peculiar person. i’m quite literally never beating the “she’s so weird” allegations like i honestly agree with everyone who thinks i’m weird
How i sleep knowing im cringe online
gonna get a pair of truck nuts for my Roomba
Why you delete this girl? You was cookin
hate when i get ignored Oh yeah let’s all ignore the really weird and pretty girl
rearranging my bedroom so I can fit in a cuck chair
Guess who is out almost $600 bc nobody told me the rental car was through MY policy (which has a limit) instead of the AT FAULT driver’s policy (which has no limit) 🙃🙃🙃🙃
I start work contract #2 tomorrow!!! I’m all settled in my little apartment, my landlords are sweet so far, and Ollie is with me now. Yay!! Also if you know fun things to do in Corpus Christi pls let a girl know 🤠
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Sometimes I’ll see a tweet of mine on instagram and it’s genuinely so scary because in my head no one reads my tweets
Look Ma, I made it. #aorn2024 #40under40
Neither- the Baja blast style
do you guys prefer your ibuprofen hot dog or hamburger style?
I knew the navy would take me to see the pyramid one day 🙏🏼
Meowth takes care of the Togepi egg
The best Nintendo IP ever made. All goated games. Play them.
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Aquarius-Leo axis activated @NotLizBrody
Purple Pikmin trying to enter the next sub-level
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online conservatives are so fucking weird
Repressing my sadness until I’m pmsing so I get all the crying out at once
“29” -Schmidt
What is something that y’all randomly blurt out loud?
White tee, simple gold chain(s), hat pulled down low, bracelet or watch with Nike sweats gon do it everytime.
Women, What do men wear that feels like ‘lingerie’ to you.
neil gaiman lost my book - he offered to try find it to give me a proper pull quote and I was like no this is much funnier, change nothing, I have everything I need
what’s your biggest/fave celebrity notice ??
*sad sabertooth noises*
I see the women of tiktok are back to thirsting over that ghost guy from cod and I just gotta say, they are never wrong
This is exactly what I put on my job application for the Astros social media admin position except Houston*
Javy Baez explains his baserunning blunder.
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