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i can't afford a baby, but i can afford a vasectomy
@andycizek i try to hold on to the fact that i feel what i feel when i'm on stage doing the thing, and nowhere else in my life do i get that feeling. all the things around it that you said i mostly agree with, but it is a hell of a good time, and meaningful to artist and audience.
few things are assured in life, but one of them is that i will double text you
when you're dm'ing a friend and super overshare, but don't unsend because you're like "nah that's a good read" 🚬📚
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