Smythic+ @mtthwpytnsmth
Career Strategist for international tech pros in data science & software engineering, especially now, with Twitter imploding. United States Joined September 2010-
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I, for one, am puzzled as to how the greatest fighting force went 0-1 lifetime in wars, at home.
I, for one, am puzzled as to how the greatest fighting force went 0-1 lifetime in wars, at home.
@HeroDividend HOAs with Facebook pages = 🚩 for me 😆
“i wasted many peoples time because i was easily tricked by a faulty computer. exciting!”
Yall just be missing easy layups…
I lived in West Virginia for years and have no idea why people outside Appalachia think it’s this redoubt of hardened guerrillas in waiting. It’s a place where the soil, air, and water have been poisoned by industry and 30% of everyone you know has cancer
I lived in West Virginia for years and have no idea why people outside Appalachia think it’s this redoubt of hardened guerrillas in waiting. It’s a place where the soil, air, and water have been poisoned by industry and 30% of everyone you know has cancer
Worst fandom ever, 25 years in a row
Worst fandom ever, 25 years in a row
Shipping culture ruins story narratives
this fandom is abnoxious.
The replies to this affirm my belief that the overwhelming majority of people on this website complaining about how impossible life is in America today are extremely coddled upper middle class and rich kids who fell to pieces when their parents stopped doing everything for them.
The replies to this affirm my belief that the overwhelming majority of people on this website complaining about how impossible life is in America today are extremely coddled upper middle class and rich kids who fell to pieces when their parents stopped doing everything for them.
In today's episode of "That's not how the law works":
Watching twitter users pretend to have a higher basketball IQ than these two is going to be hilarious
Some Europeans talk down at Americans for not traveling often because they have no functional idea of scale. Some people's daily commute in the Bay would take them across several countries by train in Europe.
By far the most embarrassing part of the new star wars trilogy is just how hard they fumbled Finn, a character with setting-altering potential played by a fantastically talented and charming actor.
By far the most embarrassing part of the new star wars trilogy is just how hard they fumbled Finn, a character with setting-altering potential played by a fantastically talented and charming actor.
I have to say, the funniest thing to come out of this whole missing Kate Middleton thing is discovering that the British media never figured out that Americans treat the British royals as a reality show, not as people they feel any duty or allegiance towards.
i honestly think the switch from forums to social media platforms has been bad for online discourse bc there's no way you could do this schtick for 10 years on a forum without getting mercilessly clowned. this sort of thing only exists on social media
boeing: you can’t bring more than 3 ounces of shampoo on board because we care about your safety me: ok and the doors will definitely stay on the plane? boeing: …IF they fall off, it won’t be because of shampoo
Jack Sparrow: Washed-Up Has Been is much more interesting than Jack Sparrow: The Most Important Pirate In History
If you're interested in the Kate Middleton story, the Spanish press are reporting her operation wasn't planned, she was in a coma, intubated and at one point doctors feared she would die. The Spanish press are saying there is a blackout in the UK media on it..
The guy who shot Ronald Reagan keeps announcing concerts only for them to be cancelled once the venue finds out he shot Ronald Reagan
The guy who shot Ronald Reagan keeps announcing concerts only for them to be cancelled once the venue finds out he shot Ronald Reagan
KirkAmons @KirkA90900
146 Followers 2K Following
Mike Hoerger, PhD MSC.. @michael_hoerger
30K Followers 11K Following Director of the top public U.S. #COVID forecasting dashboard (PMC). #HealthPsych PhD Program Director, #CovidCancer scientist, over 100 science publications.
Wang Ying @hope_hope534
185 Followers 320 Following 人生はいつも私たちに黒と青のすべてをさせていますが、その後、負傷したローカルは私たちの最も強い場所になるでしょう。. .🙏😊
Justin CA30 @Justin_CA30
6K Followers 7K Following “Trump’s party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, “2020”
Ed Porter @thechefedporter
620 Followers 767 Following Culinary Industrialist / Sneaker head /Musician
Louise Spence @justbeingloves
50 Followers 258 Following Working mom, foodie, shopaholic, collector, mermaid w entrepreneurial tendencies on a journey to reclaim my life and find more joy everyday. ♈️ ENFP
Amy Diehl, Ph.D. @amydiehl
26K Followers 11K Following 📖 GLASS WALLS (@RLPGBooks), CIO, Gender Bias Expert, Researcher, Consultant, Speaker, Traveler, Cyclist, Feminist, Equalist. @[email protected]
Fans of Cincy @fansofcincy
8K Followers 6K Following Road game travel and tailgate packages for Cincinnati Bengals fans #WhoDey
Missy Elliott @MissyElliott
6.9M Followers 11K Following I Stan for GOD Period! I AM THE DEFINITION of AVANT GARDE👏🏾 #COOLOFF video out NOW 🥶🔥 https://t.co/88rqLDoHVU
Brindolyn @Brindolyn
763 Followers 1K Following Doer of things. Teller of stories. Taker of naps. Extroverted introvert. Speaks in gifs. she/her/hers
Matt Smith @mattsmithr
105 Followers 189 Following Chic geek, really dig Auntie Mame, Jon Stewart, Hedwig, Mecano, SuperDupont, Stephen Chow, Manu Chao, Jane Austen, not-stupids. I may be forgetting somebody.
Mark Poepsel 🐦 @markpoepsel
2K Followers 5K Following
Vacherin Boy-Ar-Dee �.. @time_is_food
606 Followers 2K Following I'm just here to make friends. The Marquis de Sade of cheese. Lover of Evil. No enemies to the left. Waster of Shell plc's money he/him pronouns in bio
ChelseaLiza @chelsea_liza
2 Followers 28 Following Vibrant personality, enjoys comedy and music, designer by trade
Arie @ OfficialReview @officialreview
3K Followers 1K Following 4x4 Philly Sports and some occasional brilliance
Calypso💜⁷ @_CALYPSO1
69 Followers 554 Following Bearcat Always & Forever 🖤 10thGenCivicFam 🖤 ⟬⟭💜 ⟭⟬ ⁷
Visionary Token @VisionaryToken
928 Followers 4K Following Section under development. TAGS: #Crypto #Token #NFT #Launch #Top #Metaverse #Game #Project #BTC #ETH #SOL #SHIB #DOT #SAND #MANA #ENJ
trash, but make it fa.. @ElleArmageddon
31K Followers 3K Following Several anxious raccoons in a trench coat posing as a senior director of security eng. Be gay, delete prod. they/them/themme fatale/m’theydy oaklandelle@gmail
Will D @redpig
1K Followers 4K Following Tweets are my own. he / him I’ll be active on mastodon - redpig -at- https://t.co/uDW66MmluT But I might try a few others, who knows.
Meat & Hair | Creativ.. @WithMeatandHair
225 Followers 213 Following Sell more with fun, witty copy. 🔪 DIY writing kits & courses. 🧑💻 👀 Get tons of creative ideas in the newsletter. ⬇️ Next brand is Vegans & Bald People
𝐀𝐬𝐡 🇺🇦 @ClendelWark
2K Followers 2K Following “Proud Leafs fan. Stanley Cup #14 will be won by this core.” My former, optimistic self.
mia · 美愛 ✨ @miad1123
281 Followers 1K Following professional dog sitter + 📊data @Chime 🚀 prev @phillipsacademy 🌹brit(ish)
Bill Wendel 🌊 @BillWendel
2K Followers 5K Following This is my name. It is the same name I use on other social media. You can find me on Insta, Mastodon, and others. (he/him)
Rohit Chadha @rohitc74
40 Followers 1K Following
Maddi LaBelle 👩�.. @belevenicc
2K Followers 2K Following pursuing in baking and pastry arts 🍪❤️ me and my twin baking page on IG: @thenorthsbakery ORDER THROUGH THERE ONLY :)
m_diva @jenn_baerg
276 Followers 1K Following Caffeinated, yet always tired. Former hospital chaplain, now indie bookstore owner. Far North resident. She/her. Bi.
Celina @Celinashope
25 Followers 2K Following I'm a happy person. She/her Celina on https://t.co/k2qVKJjkDA
an idle wastrel @idlewastrel
185 Followers 552 Following “low energy over-wroughtness.“ Fuelled by tea.(she/sí)
Terran Libra 🌍♎�.. @RudestGal13
332 Followers 5K Following She/Her🇯🇲🏳️🌈🇺🇦 #BlackLivesMatter #AbortionIsHealthcare RT/❤️≠endorsements
Lauren Donohue @stolenbytigers
303 Followers 755 Following She/her • Fierce Queer 🌈 • chronically ill designer & focused on labor, literacy and information access • @mfadt grad • In another life, prod editor for @plos.
Socially Distanced @Golgo777
136 Followers 305 Following "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" Don't bother replying to me if you're "conservative". I will simply insta-block you. I hate bad-faith.
skunk_monk @skunk_monk44
63 Followers 292 Following 40 yo white guy, Texan, husband, father. I enjoy yard work, loving on my wife, nature, and laughing with my kids.
Binnman @crewbelow
1K Followers 2K Following
Cana(Dan) the Conquer.. @DroneTactician
830 Followers 2K Following Principal SE @FSGMultiplayer / 19 year pro #gamedev / Formerly: @MarvelChampions, @NeedforSpeed, @CanadianForces / Part-Time Freelance Artist /🌹 He/him / #BLM
hodel in the streets,.. @mrotzie
24K Followers 7K Following Former Jewish social justice staff and co-host of the @wrongaboutevery podcast. These are my personal tweets. Dance 10, Looks 3.
nobodyhere @nobodyhere23
2K Followers 4K Following Boxing |Comedy| Social Commentary| Exotic Food|Harmless Fun| History| I eat vegan food w/meat|Timing is more important than parties|Polarity over Binary
DocAnon, MD, MSc @iDocAnonXX
415 Followers 456 Following She/her. Global health doc. Taco connoisseur, podcast addict, lover of rickshaw art/baby goats. I once did a TED talk & danced onstage w/Akon in the same week.
x - Kathryn Brightbil.. @KEBrightbill
10K Followers 4K Following Sometimes writer | Precinct Committeeperson @DemocratManatee | @UFLaw alum | Opinions mine | #GatorNation🐊 #GoBolts⚡ #GoBucs🏴☠️ #RaysUp Pronouns: Any 🏳️🌈
Imani Gandy (Orca’s.. @AngryBlackLady
265K Followers 2K Following Three dogs. Two kitchens. Zero chill. | Lawyer. | Journalist. | co-host #BoomLawyered | “Queen of fucking Twitter or something.” | The Real Racist™ | 🏳️🌈
The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones
674K Followers 3K Following Reporter @nytmag//Creator #1619Project//EP #1619Hulu//Co-founder @IBWellsSociety //Founder @c4jdhowardu //Knight Chair @howardu//
FREE PALESTINE, NO MA.. @BreeNewsome
460K Followers 3K Following not paying to use twitter - artist - free black woman - proud wife & mama - removed sc’s confederate flag in the name of Jesus on june 27, 2015 - Psalm 27 🙏🏾
Mike Hoerger, PhD MSC.. @michael_hoerger
30K Followers 11K Following Director of the top public U.S. #COVID forecasting dashboard (PMC). #HealthPsych PhD Program Director, #CovidCancer scientist, over 100 science publications.
The Sigma Female 🔆 @The_sigma_fem
97K Followers 2K Following She/her 🤭💪 Just a muscle mommy trying to spread positivity 😇 cash is for tips - $TheSigmaFem
Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama
47K Followers 2K Following Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Co-host of @fatfrenchfab. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Words: @cracked @TheBeaverton
Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse
466K Followers 3K Following No longer posting here -- try the same handle on Substack, Bluesky and Threads. CAMPAIGN TRAILS newsletter: https://t.co/B5Q3HztuHd
🪷𝓛𝓸𝓽𝓾�.. @Madrugada43
10K Followers 3K Following The smile on my face doesn't mean my life is perfect. It means I appreciate what I have: CURVY HIPS, RED LIPS, AND A DANGEROUS PAIR OF EYES ♥️ NO DM 🚫
Teresa McDonold @mcdonoldt
506 Followers 2K Following Yoga teacher, environmental educator, occasional triathlete. Hanging out in suburbia isn't all bad.
Lacey Nycole @LaceyNycole
86K Followers 69K Following If I’m an influencer, I’m a very, very bad influence.
Louise Spence @justbeingloves
50 Followers 258 Following Working mom, foodie, shopaholic, collector, mermaid w entrepreneurial tendencies on a journey to reclaim my life and find more joy everyday. ♈️ ENFP
Amy Diehl, Ph.D. @amydiehl
26K Followers 11K Following 📖 GLASS WALLS (@RLPGBooks), CIO, Gender Bias Expert, Researcher, Consultant, Speaker, Traveler, Cyclist, Feminist, Equalist. @[email protected]
Madrid Zone @theMadridZone
1.1M Followers 238 Following 📲 Independent hub for all your #RealMadrid, #UCL — updates, news, stats & much more. Email: [email protected]
rmtea @sanitasfc2
337 Followers 214 Following Backup for @sanitasfc, in case twitter decides to choose violence against me
Kim @kim
215K Followers 135K Following Producer and founder interested in art, design, fashion, music, tv + films. #VoteBlue
Faux Joey Brrr @FauxJeaux
45K Followers 8K Following The King of Bengals Twitter. 🐯👑 #Bengals #RevengeSZN #RuleTheJungle 🔸🔸 (formally @EvilAndyDalton) (parody/satire, 0 affiliation) | by @JPfromCIN
Brindolyn @Brindolyn
763 Followers 1K Following Doer of things. Teller of stories. Taker of naps. Extroverted introvert. Speaks in gifs. she/her/hers
Matt Smith @mattsmithr
105 Followers 189 Following Chic geek, really dig Auntie Mame, Jon Stewart, Hedwig, Mecano, SuperDupont, Stephen Chow, Manu Chao, Jane Austen, not-stupids. I may be forgetting somebody.
Missy Elliott @MissyElliott
6.9M Followers 11K Following I Stan for GOD Period! I AM THE DEFINITION of AVANT GARDE👏🏾 #COOLOFF video out NOW 🥶🔥 https://t.co/88rqLDoHVU
Vacherin Boy-Ar-Dee �.. @time_is_food
606 Followers 2K Following I'm just here to make friends. The Marquis de Sade of cheese. Lover of Evil. No enemies to the left. Waster of Shell plc's money he/him pronouns in bio
Christi N @Mzchibious
189 Followers 717 Following Documentarian, WordPress fan, troubleshooter, and problem solver. She/Her
Calypso💜⁷ @_CALYPSO1
69 Followers 554 Following Bearcat Always & Forever 🖤 10thGenCivicFam 🖤 ⟬⟭💜 ⟭⟬ ⁷
rmtea @sanitasfc
12K Followers 560 Following soon to be CEO of Sanitas Ltd., Modrić & Sainz apologist
mia · 美愛 ✨ @miad1123
281 Followers 1K Following professional dog sitter + 📊data @Chime 🚀 prev @phillipsacademy 🌹brit(ish)
Meat & Hair | Creativ.. @WithMeatandHair
225 Followers 213 Following Sell more with fun, witty copy. 🔪 DIY writing kits & courses. 🧑💻 👀 Get tons of creative ideas in the newsletter. ⬇️ Next brand is Vegans & Bald People
𝗛𝟯𝗞𝗧l𝗖 @H3KTlC
43K Followers 2K Following #infosec engineer | all things gaming | void hunter | will shitpost | i like to lift weights & play piano | los angeleno currently in twin cities | fight on✌️
JJ @JayJoachim76
685 Followers 2K Following Cat parent to Albe’ and Raisin. Annoyingly viridescent. Anzellan wannabe
trash, but make it fa.. @ElleArmageddon
31K Followers 3K Following Several anxious raccoons in a trench coat posing as a senior director of security eng. Be gay, delete prod. they/them/themme fatale/m’theydy oaklandelle@gmail
Terran Libra 🌍♎�.. @RudestGal13
332 Followers 5K Following She/Her🇯🇲🏳️🌈🇺🇦 #BlackLivesMatter #AbortionIsHealthcare RT/❤️≠endorsements
an idle wastrel @idlewastrel
185 Followers 552 Following “low energy over-wroughtness.“ Fuelled by tea.(she/sí)
Lauren Donohue @stolenbytigers
303 Followers 755 Following She/her • Fierce Queer 🌈 • chronically ill designer & focused on labor, literacy and information access • @mfadt grad • In another life, prod editor for @plos.
Socially Distanced @Golgo777
136 Followers 305 Following "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" Don't bother replying to me if you're "conservative". I will simply insta-block you. I hate bad-faith.
Elie Mystal @ElieNYC
518K Followers 5K Following Justice Correspondent: @thenation. Alfred Knobler Fellow: @typemediacenter Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
Cana(Dan) the Conquer.. @DroneTactician
830 Followers 2K Following Principal SE @FSGMultiplayer / 19 year pro #gamedev / Formerly: @MarvelChampions, @NeedforSpeed, @CanadianForces / Part-Time Freelance Artist /🌹 He/him / #BLM
DocAnon, MD, MSc @iDocAnonXX
415 Followers 456 Following She/her. Global health doc. Taco connoisseur, podcast addict, lover of rickshaw art/baby goats. I once did a TED talk & danced onstage w/Akon in the same week.
x - Kathryn Brightbil.. @KEBrightbill
10K Followers 4K Following Sometimes writer | Precinct Committeeperson @DemocratManatee | @UFLaw alum | Opinions mine | #GatorNation🐊 #GoBolts⚡ #GoBucs🏴☠️ #RaysUp Pronouns: Any 🏳️🌈
Not that amazing Poet.. @VoxHolly
541 Followers 2K Following #Resister, Girl from the hood, Kamala’s Converse Club, Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.
Mitig8nfctrs2 @GaterMit
1K Followers 3K Following Amy Covid Barrett got me in Twitmo one week before the election😒| Mitigatingfactors | Boosted House of Moderna | #BidenHarris2020 #MaskUp #TrialWatcher
LWVRF @LWVRF
47 Followers 222 Following
The Great Brian Last @GreatBrianLast
68K Followers 89 Following I have thoughts. I'll share them with you. President of Arcadian Vanguard, host of @605pod, co-host & producer of Jim Cornette's podcasts and @SuperPodcasts!
𝕱𝖎𝖆𝖘𝖈�.. @uncletypewriter
5K Followers 880 Following A blistering ray of sunshine ♡ Igbo Kwenu 🇳🇬 ♡ Free Palestine
@ThePatriotWolf @NewsM101 Cavill seemed to be the only guy on set that wasn't embarrassed about the source material.
Youre most likely from Minnesota, so you may not know, but beef with Samoans is absolutely not what you want for yourself
Minnesota is about to have a food shortage
The cybertruck is the new Delorean and not in a good way, lol
@0XYDATA the funny thing is that the reviews are not that nice about the album, yet the score is high. They gave it a 75/10 after saying all this 😭
@Phillystunna221 @THISisLULE Lmao "I love taylor swift!"
Why did she delete? I’m on her side
Not wanting kids is fine but actively disliking children makes you a legit weirdo
i will die on this hill: it’s fine and normal to dislike children
@mtthwpytnsmth Just gotta rock a bowtie coordinated with the shorts to really sell it
@mtthwpytnsmth I guess there is something even more fratty than the chinos with a tiny print pattern I was wearing, lol
The biggest takeaway in this entire exchange between Drake, Kendrick, Rick Ross, etc. is that J. Cole looks absolutely INSANE for ducking all this.
I was dressed like a southern frat boy tonight and got more compliments than I have in ages, so I think I found my aesthetic.
if the rap boys open that door, very few (if any of them) coming out alive. i want that. but they don’t.
Why nobody ever ask Drake why he was texting da lil girl frm Stranger Things
@Mai_Nekota No, the fact that’s they got their asses kicked works as a great metric.
@lporiginalg Stuff like this is so funny because it’s like you’re the parent. Who did you think was supposed to teach her that?
You should not take on life altering medical debt on behalf of an animal.
what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
Im not mature enough to ignore him looking like one of Charlie’s Angels.
Terrence Howard explains why he's suing CAA (Creative Artists Agency), and says he's owed $120 million because of a package deal CAA had with Fox, which resulted in him getting paid $325,000 an episode for "Empire," while the "The Big Bang Theory" cast was paid $2 million to $3…
@dieworkwear When you buy an outfit before your last growth spurt but keep wearing it.
I hate my HOA Facebook group
@ShnyderLouis @FIFABrit @BleacherReport @PeteNakos_ There’s literally a white women that everyone supports right behind her in that flic
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