psl residue @muskratmarc
Washington, USA Joined June 2009-
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Lot of talk about how often men think about the Roman Empire, but no one ever asks how often women think of Boudicca’s righteous fury and the sacking of Colchester
Every man's worst nightmare is getting a call from your wife where she says, "Hey there's a lady that looks like Dwight Schrute that says she's been eating your asshole. Is this true?"
Middle-aged Midwesterners are their own species. They're known for instinctively try to turn anything into a casserole like a beaver building a dam over a speaker playing the sound of running water. Just look what Chicagoans did to pizza.
Middle-aged Midwesterners are their own species. They're known for instinctively try to turn anything into a casserole like a beaver building a dam over a speaker playing the sound of running water. Just look what Chicagoans did to pizza.
I want a house of our children, little animals, flowers, vegetables, fruits. 6/20/59
Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted
Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population. livescience.com/animals/orcas/…
I'm down to 10 open browser tabs. Please congratulate me.
Give me a novel in a self-contained world where this is the dominant aesthetic:
Thank you Emily W. (age 36) for sending us your submission to our children’s art contest. It wasn’t eligible for the contest (the techniques are too advanced) but it’s hanging in our prestigious art museum (my cubicle wall). Vote on children’s artwork: woobox.com/vkzcpm
LOOK AT THEM 😭 @oceanexplorer #Okeanos #WestCoastShakedown #InverteFest
LOOK AT THEM 😭 @oceanexplorer #Okeanos #WestCoastShakedown #InverteFest https://t.co/pq1jEEquh5
A SECOND FINAL BOSS HAS APPEARED
Insurance companies, how about you DON’T tell me this little kid, whose skin is falling off with severe eczema and miserable day and night, needs to try some small tube of cream first before you’d pay for a life changing injection medication?
April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain. apnews.com/article/super-…
Hey @AlaskaAir! Your PDX ticket/customer service agents and ramp crews at PDX and GEG went above and beyond to help my son out today. The @SkyWestAirlines flight crew was also great! It's the kind of service, understanding, and problem solving that makes for a loyal customer!
Story of police killing a little girl's goat is really sticking with me. As such, I read the actual lawsuit. If anything, some of the details therein make it even worse. If there is any justice, their needs to be a large punitive judgment in this case. Details follow. 🧵
Story of police killing a little girl's goat is really sticking with me. As such, I read the actual lawsuit. If anything, some of the details therein make it even worse. If there is any justice, their needs to be a large punitive judgment in this case. Details follow. 🧵
Lucy @Lucy_Gloww
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Questa @Pouano555
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Juniper Nest @junipernest
575 Followers 766 Following Degenerate Atheistic Commie. Born to be a hype man, ended up being Your Mom. Get Your Wellness on Wednesdays 9pm Eastern
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Angie B @quinky_dink
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Kat Jercich @KJercich
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TheDogeTour @shout36333
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Atomic Reporters @AtomicReporters
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Kyle Mizokami 🇺�... @KyleMizokami
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Dawn Currie 🍁🌈 @WriteSomeGood
264 Followers 796 Following Fantasy author, seller of tech, mower of grass, mother to three. Write Some Good blog @ https://t.co/GMGKOXQ6AK
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Trouble @troubleinheels1
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Governor Newsom Press... @GovPressOffice
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Anon Opin. @anon_opin
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill
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Alexis Rivas @alexisxrivas
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The Operations Room -... @The_Ops_Room
26K Followers 497 Following YouTube channel with 1 million subscribers. Military History Animated Battle Map Videos. On a full social media hiatus for a little while. See you on YouTube!
John Ismay @johnismay
13K Followers 929 Following Reporter, The New York Times. Former U.S. Navy EOD & Iraq vet. Reach me securely via Signal at: johnismay.01 or by email at: [email protected]
Elena Wicker @ElenaWicker
8K Followers 626 Following Military jargon, terminology, buzzwords, dictionaries, documents • PhD from @GUGovt
We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen
92K Followers 3 Following We're just normal men. We're just innocent men. / Ceasefire now 🇵🇸 Cease civilian deaths now / Jumping ship to 🧵 & 🦋 Not affiliated to the 3 followed accs.
All Source News @All_Source_News
173K Followers 553 Following Chief Intelligence Officer of @artoriastech | Focus on cartel violence in Mexico, Latin American affairs and drug trade/organized crime 🇲🇽🇺🇸 RT≠Endorsement
Trey Yingst @TreyYingst
513K Followers 3K Following Chief Foreign Correspondent @FoxNews | | Passion project @XperienceHumans
Secrets Of The Ice @brearkeologi
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owen cyclops @owenbroadcast
91K Followers 2K Following illustrator: religion, art, parenting, modern life. comics in highlights tab. you can find everything i do here: https://t.co/uzxC71XMGI
mallory (she/her)💬 @this_is_mallory
27K Followers 1K Following hi, I’m mallory 🙋🏻♀️ let’s talk about misinformation, the ✨Wellness✨ industry, influencers, and MLMs | views are my own
Payphone Project @projectpayphone
5K Followers 154 Following The Payphone Project has followed the world of payphones and public telephony since 1995. https://t.co/rtwZoqPrVy (212) 255-2748
Jeff Schogol @JeffSchogol
16K Followers 5K Following Jeff Schogol is the senior Pentagon reporter for Task & Purpose. DMs open. [email protected]; [email protected]; Signal and WhatsApp.
Annie B @AineSiomhaith
3K Followers 1K Following “Career obsessed banshee” according to at least 3 ex-boyfriends, “quiet menace” according to my K-12 teachers.
EndBrainCancer Initia... @EndBrainCancer
5K Followers 121 Following Our mission is to EndBrainCancer by providing patients immediate access to specialists, advanced treatments, and comprehensive support programs. Hope Award ⬇️🧠
Sam G @ItsSamG
84K Followers 3K Following This Twitter boat is sinking and there isn’t enough room on the door for all of us. Expect me to post dog stuff
Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z
72K Followers 20K Following Assistant prof of international relations and int law; former political adviser; book reviewer; all views personal; priv @oxon_rambler
Sylvia Plath. @unabridgedplath
107K Followers 16 Following Tweeting excerpts from Sylvia Plath's unabridged journals
Angleton’s Orchids @AngletonOrchids
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RealAberration @BirdWendy2
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Create Alliances for ... @SamAsIAm
4K Followers 981 Following If you are aware of our unprecedented situation and ongoing dystopic exploitation, also be aware of the resources newly available to humanity, to counter it.
Mike Chillit @MikeChillit
12K Followers 731 Following In other news, MH370 was never missing. Four nations have filmed it at -7K m. It is largely intact, but deep. It shows up in GE Pro; is from 2017 German sonar.
ADHDinos @ADHDinos
37K Followers 38 Following The first ever ADHDinos book "The Land Before Time Management" is out now! https://t.co/Rez2raMe81
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Jack Murphy @JackMurphyRGR
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The Wife @TheWifeYouLove
29K Followers 8K Following Ridiculous & disgusting things go on here....like sarcastic things. (gasp). I also share music. I probably don’t like you. Fuck off.
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Betelgeuse Status @betelbot
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Troy Hunt @troyhunt
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