Todd Gack @True2North
Cynical, friendly and antisocial. USA Joined June 2019-
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I'm gonna have about 4 shots of Gray Goose tonight.. or would it be Gray Geese? I want a flock of Vodka!
The butcher knife behind your back does.
The butcher knife behind your back does.
it’s ok earthquake, i’m only a 4.8 in new york too
Some of you have never had to open your door to pay in the drive-thru and it shows
These fireworks are awesome! High four!
Them: you’re not as cool as you think. Me:
Day 14,235 of not using trigonometry
Impossible to find a better word than hyperbole.
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THE VIRGIN MARY WITH ‘SMASH OR PASS?’!
We as a nation need to rename Worcestershire sauce or ban it.
Me when someone adds me to a room...
jana: (shouting over music) i don’t even know half these people
My first dates usually go off the rails when I ask her what transformer I remind her of
KNOT ALL MANS!
Fun fact: The worst time to suffer a heart attack is while playing charades.
My Face ID only recognizes me when I’m chewing food.
me: i'm gonna go get a cookie wife: have some fruit instead me: but i want a cookie wife: fruit is better for you me: okay, fine wife: you'll thank me later me:
Urologist: *enters* What seems to be the trouble? Me: Deez. Urologist: *exits*
There's an inverse relationship between intelligence and loudness. OR SO I THINK.
MOM!!!
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9K Followers 5K Following This is a page of silly and fun, don't take it seriously. my fav tweets - https://t.co/gmfzikX1FhI'm gonna have about 4 shots of Gray Goose tonight.. or would it be Gray Geese? I want a flock of Vodka!
I know you're not supposed to play favorites, but everyone has that one stovetop burner that they love more
I’m constantly telling my wife this
A new study reveals how watching sports significantly enhances well-being
The butcher knife behind your back does.
Does this hair make me look crazy?
Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness. Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
Death of O.J. should make us remember how much we miss Norm Macdonald.
please allow me this moment to gloat over winning my fantasy basketball championship in back to back seasons and 3 out of the last four. 🏆🏆🏆 … thank you!
This tape doesn't even taste like Scotch
it’s ok earthquake, i’m only a 4.8 in new york too
jesus emptying his easter egg into his hand but the jelly beans just fall through the hole 😭
sorry I said goody goody gumdrops when I saw your nips
I officially hate Duke again, thanks to that smug Laettner imitator, Filipowski.
Saints are getting Dalton Shuffield to replace Austin Martin. He’s 10th-rounder from 2022, not prominent prospect, but he can play IF & OF … Saints need that w/o Martin. Open today at 5 pm w/ David Festa starting. “Ozempig” … greatest pig mascot name ever.
Anytime a Keith dies, Keystone Light sends flowers to the funeral.
Trump just asked his accountant how much Kohl's Cash he has.
The boom box scene in ‘Say Anything’, but I’m playing ‘Me So Horny’.
Nobody is spontaneously exploding anymore, what's up with that?
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dragging your ass here before telling you my idea for a batman vs chucky movie
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