simon ! @mx_xcitement

they/them || 22 || welcome to my twitter dot com page :) fredonia ‘25 Joined January 2016

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jerm @slug______

2 years ago

@lilgrapefruits yea

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simon ! @mx_xcitement

2 years ago

@schumisnoopy credit catcrumb on tumblr

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SNL cast of mid 2000’s to mid 2010’s raised me. I see Amy Poehler and I think mother. I see Andy Samberg and he is like a friend in papa’s orchard. Seth Meyers is like a boyfriend to me. Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph are my aunt. Kenan Thompson is everything.

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BCKOMIX @bckomix

2 years ago

Robert Crumb, Valentine card This is the secret to making it work.

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Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy

2 years ago

happy valentine's day 💘

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Ang✨ @_xoxoangg

2 years ago

Mind you they not even together anymore

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simon ! @mx_xcitement

2 years ago

can’t relate

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simon ! @mx_xcitement

2 years ago

i’m so glad someone is saying something

guantanamoseph @j0edubya

2 years ago

my big fashion hot take is khakis are not formal. motherfuckers are going to the most important events of their lives dressed like they just ripped a quick rug pull crypto scheme. unacceptable

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simon ! @mx_xcitement

2 years ago

Plan Your Dream Brunch and We’ll Tell You If You’re a Racist or a Pedophile

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simon ! @mx_xcitement

2 years ago

kansas city chiefs do you want me to kill myself yes or no

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a @bigsurlor

2 years ago

everyone is joking about how they already knew, yet he felt he had to DIE for his truth to live. that is devastating to me actually

Page Six @PageSix

2 years ago

‘Pee-wee Herman’ star Paul Reubens comes out as gay in posthumous documentary: ‘I was secretive about my sexuality’ trib.al/rNB3ziR

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simon ! @mx_xcitement

2 years ago

oh some realllll interesting shit is gonna go down this year isn’t it

Carl Zha @CarlZha

2 years ago

American cultural shock after joining Xiaohongshu aka RedNote

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Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT

2 years ago

I get flak every time I say this, so I figured I should clarify. Universally, 100% of the time, homeschooling is the worst option for every single child. Without exception. I'm not being hyperbolic. Let me explain. 1/11

Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT

2 years ago

@ReviewsPossum Homeschool kids do not perform better than public school kids. Your data suffers from selection-bias. Hope that helps. Homeschooling is the worst choice for every child, 100% of the time.

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youtooz @youtooz

2 years ago

GIVING AWAY 5 FULL TALLY HALL SETS!!! to enter to win rt & like this post then comment TALLYTOOZ 🍋 no limits on entries 🥁 we’ll announce 5 winners on jan 17th when the collection drops, goodluck!