Nathaniel Tidwell @n_tidwell

Joined May 2014

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Nathaniel Tidwell @n_tidwell

7 years ago

.@mrmcdonaldsking blue apron but you only get peanut butter and diet dr pepper

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The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster

7 years ago

We apologize for not being open yesterday but we forgot.

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Nathaniel Tidwell @n_tidwell

8 years ago

I just sneezed while brushing my teeth and my life will never be the same

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Nathaniel Tidwell @n_tidwell

8 years ago

Shout out to the mouse living in my gym for making me feel a little less bad about its impending closure

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James Hamblin @jameshamblin

8 years ago

It would be interesting if hockey players also lost points for not smiling.

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Nathaniel Tidwell @n_tidwell

8 years ago

If underwear had pockets I wouldn't even need lounge pants

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For many, Valentine's can be a lonely day. The same is true for Christmas. Easter. New Year's Eve. The Fourth of July. Halloween. St. Patrick's Day. If you think about it, there is no limit to the days you can feel lonely

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Nathaniel Tidwell @n_tidwell

8 years ago

Yall heard of this lotion stuff? Apparently it makes it so your hands don't randomly start bleeding. What a time to be alive

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Nathaniel Tidwell @n_tidwell

8 years ago

Why do you need a prescription for contacts? Can you snort them or something?

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The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster

8 years ago

Relax, we're only selling ammunition until we get back on our feet.

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Nathaniel Tidwell @n_tidwell

8 years ago

I've never felt as much like a real adult as when I open the dryer and it's not full of wrinkled shirts because I actually hung them up

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DVS @DVSblast

8 years ago

Nintendo CEO refuses to explain "The Nintendo Hamburger" in any detail, he just calls my house & says "Mario is the ketchup" & hangs up. the calls are getting more frequent