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Bijan Robinson is the best RB in the NFL
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The best uniform matchup we will ever lay eyes on happens this week
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#Falcons RB Bijan Robinson leads the NFL in yards from scrimmage (584). He's on pace for 2,482 scrimmage yards, which would be the second highest total in a single season in league history.
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The @NFL leader in yards from scrimmage this season 😈 @Bijan5Robinson
3 of these teams consider Texas their biggest rival and it could be argued that Baylor should be on this list as well
3 of these teams consider Texas their biggest rival and it could be argued that Baylor should be on this list as well
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BIJAN ROBINSON IS NOT HUMAN. 😱😱😱 SPECIAL TALENT.
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Bijan Robinson this season More receiving yards than: Davante Adams, Drake London, DK Metcalf, Nico Collins, Ja'Marr Chase, Garrett Wilson, Tyreek Hill, Marvin Harrison Jr. More rushing yards than: Derrick Henry, Kyren Williams, Ashton Jeanty, Jahmyr Gibbs, Omarion Hampton,…
It’s been 15 years and Missouri in the SEC still feels weird
It’s been 15 years and Missouri in the SEC still feels weird
The haters and losers forgot we have a secret weapon joining us soon
The haters and losers forgot we have a secret weapon joining us soon
Over a top 10 matchup in Dallas? The greatest rivalry in college football? The Cotton Bowl??? Please be serious Chase😂😂😂😂😂
Over a top 10 matchup in Dallas? The greatest rivalry in college football? The Cotton Bowl??? Please be serious Chase😂😂😂😂😂
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Hot take: I’d rather lose a game than tie. I can’t stand seeing that additional “1” on the record
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If you are an AP voter and you have Ohio State listed as #1 in the country, how can you possibly have Texas ranked lower than any of the other 1-loss teams? LSU, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Penn State, Florida State should all be behind the Longhorns.
As a known Dak hater I’ve gotta say I’ve been very pleased with his play so far this season. He’s been lights out for the most part. I just wish our defense could get like one single stop because it feels like it’ll end up being a wasted season
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