Furious Sarcasm @notmeanspirited
i support research-based science, oxford commas, romance novels, snark, democratic norms, paper ballots, & cussing. Joined June 2014-
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Unbelievable... ERCOT pays a bitcoin miner $31 million out of OUR pockets to NOT buy power. Thank you, Lt Governor Dan Patrick, for yet another rip off scheme!
Unbelievable... ERCOT pays a bitcoin miner $31 million out of OUR pockets to NOT buy power. Thank you, Lt Governor Dan Patrick, for yet another rip off scheme!
Wow. Texas gave a bitcoin mining company $31.7 MILLION in exchange for curtailing it’s mining in August as power demand surged. Meanwhile everyday Texans are forced to conserve power to protect the grid. cnbc.com/2023/09/06/tex…
Maybe it’s just me but if you’re mad the government suggested you wear a mask to prevent the spread of a deadly disease but fine with government telling women they have to take a pregnancy test just to travel between states, “government overreach” isn’t really your problem.
Whether it’s Trump being indicted under laws meant for the KKK or it’s Trump being indicted under laws meant for the mafia, the former president has a remarkable ability to connect with different constituencies
describing women who clean and run a house, look after multiple children and source and prepare food for a spouse as “not working” is surely one of the most successful conspiracies of the 20th century
The first time I was assaulted, I was a 3rd year medical student, and a psych patient handcuffed to a gurney rail in the ER fought so hard, the entire metal rail (still cuffed to his arm) separated from the bed. The 6ft piece of heavy steel would’ve gone flying into my skull…
The first time I was assaulted, I was a 3rd year medical student, and a psych patient handcuffed to a gurney rail in the ER fought so hard, the entire metal rail (still cuffed to his arm) separated from the bed. The 6ft piece of heavy steel would’ve gone flying into my skull…
Joe Biden did not indict Trump. Fani Willis did not indict Trump. GRAND JURIES, made up of citizens who saw the EVIDENCE, indicted Trump.
America needs to see how Greg Abbott’s admin is actively destroying Texas’s largest school district. Here’s how we got here: 1. Abbott’s admin removed the elected school board standing in his way 2. They replaced them with people who would rubber stamp their unpopular agenda 3.…
America needs to see how Greg Abbott’s admin is actively destroying Texas’s largest school district. Here’s how we got here: 1. Abbott’s admin removed the elected school board standing in his way 2. They replaced them with people who would rubber stamp their unpopular agenda 3.…
Show of hands, how many would love to see an indictment with Marjorie Taylor Greene’s despicable name on it? ✋
“The menstrual cycle is the wheel that drives humanity.” I'm very pleased to present the cover reveal for @DrJenGunter's Blood: The Science, Medicine, and Mythology of Menstruation. Out next January. tinyurl.com/bdz6frpt
In a blatant attack on democracy in Texas, conservative lawmakers passed a bill that will allow for the removal of district attorneys (elected officials!) who decline to prosecute abortion cases. bit.ly/43cjYfh
https://t.co/rmMchQY5yq
The case against Trump: ESPIONAGE ACT - he was caught on tape bragging about retaining a military plan for invading Iran PRESIDENTIAL RECORDS ACT - 11,000+ documents, none of them his, all knowingly taken and kept OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE - they doctored the security cam footage
If a charge under the Espionage Act doesn’t put a dent in Trump’s poll numbers, then we’ll know for sure that whole “Patriot” thing is just a bunch of bullshit.
My son says those are just his venom glands.
My son says those are just his venom glands.
a haiku for Donald Trump ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck you
@AngryBlackLady It seems as if the death of Pat Robertson opened some sort of justice portal.
blueberry donuts instead of cake, in honor of national donut day yesterday. (also, i prefer homemade cake, and i've got too much to do today--which is why i'm on twitter, obv--to bake a whole cake.) my homemade donuts are good, but not as good as the donut place down the street.
I Shot Up With Lysol @BlackKnight10k
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I Shot Up With Lysol @BlackKnight10k
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Stonekettle @Stonekettle
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule
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Hugo Lowell @hugolowell
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior
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darth™ @darth
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celia @_celia_bedelia_
44K Followers 2K Following dog mom. “that misogynistic bitch.” ONE OF THE TEN WORST PEOPLE ON THIS HELLSITE™️ 🇱🇧 🇺🇸
Helen Lane is closed .. @HFLane_writing
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Critical Cupcake 🌈.. @CriticalCupcake
110K Followers 115K Following Science, Comedy, Left, LGBTQ+, Atheist, #Resistance ChronicPain, PolyBiPan, Queer, Anti-Religious-Harm + Bigotry, Everyone is an idiot sometimes, esp. me ;)
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Cory Doctorow NONCONS.. @doctorow
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Democracy not tyranny @NotYourPickle
2K Followers 5K Following The GOP of "moderate Republicans" is never coming back—driven out by abject corruption, conspiracy theorists, kooks, election deniers, bigots, & evangelicals
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6K Followers 668 Following A full-service literary agency representing authors of fiction and nonfiction. Follow @literarylenspod, our podcast launching in Jan. 2024!
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@plaidpervert This is fake. The book hasn't even released yet. And oh, Maddie doesn't have a father. She was brought up by her brother. This is so unnecessary.
It's like when the Ringwraiths get to a creek.
Nazis confused by turnstiles is comedy gold. Has anyone scored this yet?
No fault divorce showed 20% reduction in suicide and 25% reduction in domestic violence, but this dude: none of these reasons are good reasons.
This is HUGE. ✨No cervical cancer in those fully immunized with the #HPV vaccine✨ NONE.
No cervical cancer cases have been detected in women who have been fully vaccinated against HPV, Public Health Scotland has revealed. i.stv.tv/48ZbmLB
Imagine the audacity of this. Her sister just had a baby.
And yet Cindy Young managed to apply eyeliner without blinding herself. It's almost as if it's a scam
So, are you the "I forget whether I have any at home, so I'll grab one just in case," and has 10 at home type of ADHD. or are you the "Oh yeah! I need to pick up [x]. I'll grab it the next time I'm out," and forgets to grab it type of ADHD. ...both...? Me too
Good one, Donald.
Left: Trump in 2020 saying the stock market will collapse if President Biden wins Right: The Dow and S&P 500 hitting all-time record highs today
Michelle and I were saddened to hear about the passing of Dexter Scott King. Dexter was the youngest son of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and Coretta Scott King, and dedicated his life to protecting their legacy. As Chairman of The King Center, he inspired a new generation to…
Statement from The King Center on the passing of Dexter Scott King: thekingcenter.org/home/
Puff just nibbled on me and I said hey I know I'm a legit snack but no bites 🤭
What is this supposed to mean?
This is Trump’s Lawyer Eat your heart out Biden.
Stray cat had been getting food, water and love from a couple for a while, so she trusted them enough to bring her kitten along...
I’m so glad I had that traumatizing youth group phase and am able to identify religious propaganda because Miss Bob got y’all by the fuckin THROAT.
I love this for her! God I see what you do for others!!😩
Let’s be clear. If Trump becomes the Republican nominee, America loses. Think about what happens with his lunatic supporters if he gets convicted before the election. Or if he loses. And if he wins. There are no good outcomes with this guy in the race.
Nazis confused by turnstiles is comedy gold. Has anyone scored this yet?
I cannot express the heartbreak I feel from losing another sibling, my brother, Dexter. I’m praying for strength to get through this very difficult time.
Priest slaps baby for crying during baptism
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