Justin Valmassoi @nowaffles
Ausbrecher. Whine enthusiast. maybelaos.tumblr.com Glasgow, UK Joined April 2009-
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Probably done with this thing. Too 2008 for me. @smoogstag for future 3am rambling.
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I'm going to show up at her work with new henna designs every week too.
I'm going to grow my hair back just so my wife has to be seen with me during the hideous, semi-transparent regrowth phase.
"Let's paint the living room," she said. "It will look better," she said.
@_CRV RURAL France, Colin. RURAL France.
@e_vilella Erin, I would literally murder a person to have you come hang out in my house. Come hang out in my house. I love you.
I think I just had sex? With my wife? It was crazy. All tingly and stuff.
Embrace pearl barley. Walk into the future of grain-based independence.
Instead of sex, married people look at possible Idris Elba wang outlines and debate "yes or no".
@brentshirey Pray to your gooey god, nature boy. The future is crystals.
@brentshirey Major sugar resurgence. High profile chef types putting that sweet white dust in every damned thing.
@HGBopper Close second: sour skittles.
Crispy fish skin. Just bury me in it. Let me die under what I love.
COOL HOBBIES: paying bills, washing dishes, buying groceries, poking at belly fat with dissatisfaction, sleeping, doing laundry, weeping.
All these Americans SUDDENLY interested in soccer. Motherfuckers, I've known you for decades. You've never mentioned "football" before.
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