nick 🐢 @nshilcusky

I play a lot of MTG. Bring Planet Earth back to Netflix Foxborough, MA Joined February 2013

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hannah montana @cigarettequeeen

9 months ago

raw dogging my hangover with no water or advil because i deserve this as punishment for my behavior last night

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Congressman Maxwell Alejandro Frost @RepMaxwellFrost

10 months ago

I’m just gonna leave this right here…

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Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders

10 months ago

Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, is threatening to unseat elected officials if they do not follow his orders to shut down the government during the holidays. Are we still a democracy or have we already moved to oligarchy and authoritarianism?

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bridget 🌸🐝 @wholemilkbitch

10 months ago

i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

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no context memes @weirddalle

10 months ago

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid

10 months ago

If even 1 of those employees had stolen $500 from Disney, they'd be in jail right now. Disney corporation steals at least $233M, and not a single executive, manager, or financial agent goes to jail. America's two tiered justice system remains undefeated.

More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS

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Lorgar Aurelian @Lorgarwasright

10 months ago

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Mathias @CaptainThew

10 months ago

@BeAfraid_horror I know a guy.

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Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿 @Pinko69420

10 months ago

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madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi

10 months ago

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly

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Alison @TradWife2049

10 months ago

I think one of my buddies is having an episode

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Mathias @CaptainThew

10 months ago

Brand new YouTube video!! youtu.be/Ha5wgHtogLM?si…

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Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily

10 months ago

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

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jackson @squashedlikebug

10 months ago

When you drop your phone all of notifications should get jumbled around and some of your photos get deleted

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uncle ric @ihatethiskid

11 months ago

Sorry I didn’t text you back I don’t talk to people on Sunday or Mondays

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flamin nora @katieogunsakin

11 months ago

I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark

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nick 🐢 @nshilcusky

11 months ago

It’s always when I’m most desperate that the Instagram/snapchat bots come for me

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AshleyStevens @The_Acumen

11 months ago

The trend of politicians reporting things to us like they’re journalists and not politicians with power to do anything about it needs to end. I mean Joe Biden is president right now, go talk to your boss and ask him what he plans on doing about it. You’re a senator, do something!