Nicola @nslwatson
Never under estimate a woman with a manicure and a law degree. Scot in Berks. Marketer. Mum of a sassy English rose and a spoilt tabby cat Berkshire Joined August 2011-
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What terrible option will they choose next? 🥴
I’m not saying that the weather has been really shit for spring, but I am saying that my 5 year old asked if we can watch the Grinch this morning
After getting back yesterday from an all inclusive in the sun the following things have depressed me today - rain -having to think about, cook and clean up my own meals -no wine on (literal) tap 🥲
Beyond fed up of this now 🫠
I reckon I could have worked this out on my own but thank you
Fantastic news! My mortgage will be going back down the £400 more a month that it went up then, right? … right? Oh 😐
Fantastic news! My mortgage will be going back down the £400 more a month that it went up then, right? … right? Oh 😐
I don’t want to scare it away but… the suns out
The book my daughter took to school today, for world book day, about our cat Manolo. Which prompted her teacher to ask me at pick up ‘is your cat named after your favourite shoes by any chance?’ 😁
So @stitchfix do you care to explain why you’ve sold my details to @OUTFITTERY ?
Every 6 weeks our window cleaner comes. Every 6 weeks he texts me to say he’s coming the next day. Every 6 weeks I nearly poop my pants when someone suddenly starts hosing my windows down💩☔️
The feminism leaving my body when I read an article about possible conscription 🫠
Hello @Morrisons I would love to please know what makes Pringles particularly Scottish and/or appropriate for Burns Night? 😂
The next apple commercial just wrote itself
The next apple commercial just wrote itself
Starting 2024 with the best burger in Reading @honestburgers 🍔
Happy Christmas Eve Eve everybody ✨ watching one of my favourite Christmas movies 🎄
Thank you @HeathrowAirport for the Christmas spirit ✨
Thank you to our amazing Parents/Carers Staff Association for such an amazing Christmas Fayre! Thank you for all you do for our school and thank you to everyone for supporting this event! #Christmas2023
Sent the husband out in the cold tonight to get these for the children* *me and our 5 year old Introducing Riddle and Rudolph @LidlGB
Cleo 🤪 @Cleo7681
22 Followers 248 Following Sеeking no-strings-attachеd аdult experiencеs. Lеt's hаvе somе fun!
Eric Berger ✪ @SciGuy_SpaceX
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The Trouble Club @TheTroubleClub
66K Followers 64K Following The finest voices on everything from politics to fiction. They all happen to be women. Coming up: @CherieBlairFndn, @Lucy_Worsley and more.
Nik Kendrew @nikkendrew
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Yola Mealing @yolamealing
502 Followers 1K Following Marketing/Copywriting. Tweeting bout (Persian) cats, work things (ageing/mobility/accessibility), my towns (#LDN #RDGUK), my Polish heritage. #Numan
TROY @TroyAccountants
13 Followers 249 Following TROY ACCOUNTANT & TAX SERVICES 📈📊📉🔍📚📓 شركة تروي لخدمات المحاسبة وتدقيق المعاملات 042803027 | 0509940165 042592354 | 0528725243 [email protected]
Langs @AnggaYanuari
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James 🏴�.. @jwalford92
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Shea @sheabest22
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Simon Akers @Simon83
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fragpasty @fragpasty
635 Followers 2K Following Shirt wearing bon-viveur. Cook, lifter, potter and suave greedy guts about town. Observer of life. Cloud enthusiast. Could do better if he applied himself.
Andy Barr @10Yetis
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Power of Pilates @powerofpilates
374 Followers 613 Following Pilates studio in Lower Earley, Reading, Berkshire. Reformer and Mat Pilates 7 days a week. Group classes, 1:1 Private & Duet, Corporate, and online.
Brigid McGuire @MBeeMcG
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Robert Popper @robertpopper
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Laura @leap_tweets
548 Followers 757 Following mpdg wario. usually holding a baby, a wine or a grudge. tweeting in a personal capacity, if subject matter/grammar didn't make that blindingly obvious
Emma Webster @EmmaWBerks
923 Followers 1K Following Used to be Cllr, Member of the Fire Authority in Royal Berkshire & Police & Crime Panel, stood down in 2019. Still tweeting about politics and the community
Treehouse @Treehouse_app_
50 Followers 209 Following Supercharge your memory power and automate boring tasks. Treehouse is a powerful AI platform that makes managing life admin 20x faster 🔥
LidlBear @RealLidlBear
34 Followers 99 Following Absolutely fuming! Was travelling the world in my sexy jumper getting a load of skirt and now I’m stuck back in this house 🙈🐻 #LidlBear
Giveaways @Giveaways__UK
26 Followers 129 Following BlackFriday - Get £200 Lidl Gift Card for free! https://t.co/SolXHESIUp
RJ Shook @rjshook
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Charlie Bond @misscharliebond
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Jo Rowan @JoRoWrites
504 Followers 497 Following Sometimes known to write things. Weightlifting loser. Plays with swords and swims in lakes. All too human.
Claire Ford @FordieC
809 Followers 1K Following Glorious Mess. European 🇪🇺. Lover of people, music, dancing and the mighty Spurs. She/her.
Damien A.Passmore @damien_a_p
790 Followers 1K Following Singer & twanger with @DAPFraudsters. Copywriter/web editor by trade. One-time trainee wrestler & all-round geek. Opinions my own.
Nicola @ninetynineand90
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Kat Trinder Chart.PR @KatCopywriter
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A fitz @AsFC1978
63 Followers 202 Following Irish mammy. Neurologist. Interested in neuro-immunology, books (any) and art (all). Half Belfast-half London. Trying to make it work.
Louise Turner @WordsmithsUnltd
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💩 Shit Things in R.. @ShitThingsRDG
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Faizan Ali @Faizanli
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researcher @PRinPolitics
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James Hodge @jjjummer
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CottonPonyUK @cottonponyuk
10 Followers 117 Following Our mission, to make eco-friendly period products available to every person who menstruates
Zoëonpop 🇪🇺�.. @zoeonpop
2K Followers 2K Following Pop culture & beer. Editor #rdguk CAMRA’s Mine’s A Pint Magazine - Bronze Winner for @camra_official Magazine of the Year 2023. History & Transport enthusiast.
MaryCate Delvey @marycatedelvey
26K Followers 4K Following 💚🤍💜 Home of Listen To Trans People! (all episodes in pinned twt). Vegetarian, just like H1tler!
BT @bt_uk
131K Followers 199 Following We Connect for Good. Our team are here to help Mon-Fri 8AM to 9PM, Sat 8AM to 8PM and Sun 8AM to 6PM.
Omaze UK @OmazeUK
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The Trouble Club @TheTroubleClub
66K Followers 64K Following The finest voices on everything from politics to fiction. They all happen to be women. Coming up: @CherieBlairFndn, @Lucy_Worsley and more.
Nik Kendrew @nikkendrew
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Dr Hussain Al-Zubaidi @zubaidihussain
933 Followers 708 Following @RCGP Physical Activity & Lifestyle Lead @parkrunuk Health Partnerships Lead C4 TV Doctor Team GB AG Triathlete SWIM England clinical advisor
Caroline Greene @DrCarolineG
401 Followers 674 Following GP, mum, Red Whale Writer and Presenter, passionate about the power of education and primary care!
Honest Burgers @honestburgers
39K Followers 1K Following 🍔 Great British burgers and homemade rosemary chips 🐔 British halal chicken 🧑🌾 We work with farmers directly
Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2
66K Followers 2K Following Books about the dark, scary pop culture of the 70s and 80s. Vol One: https://t.co/ObZ9Xnuku7 Vol Two: https://t.co/IIjQCrzrWx [email protected]
The MDU @the_mdu
6K Followers 3K Following We are the Medical Defence Union. We offer members guidance, personal support & robust defence. Services range from indemnity to CPD. For dental see @the_ddu.
Oh No No No Podcast @ONNNpodcast
674 Followers 35 Following Celebrating everything to do with Fife's Finest:Raith Rovers! Founded in 2023, the podcast is by fans, for fans of the club. Click below to watch! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Reading FC Community .. @RFCCommunity
3K Followers 979 Following The official independent charity of Reading FC caring for, developing and educating people of all ages and abilities in Reading and the surrounding areas.
Daniel Sloss @Daniel_Sloss
185K Followers 1K Following SPECIALS Daniel Sloss: X, SOCiO, DARK, Jigsaw (breakups 500K+Divorces 1000+).BOOK ‘Everyone You Hate is Going to Die’; TOUR+Podcast https://t.co/MPuLht29Wq
British Podcast Award.. @britpodawards
15K Followers 136 Following 🎙#BritishPodcastAwards 🎧 🏆Recognising excellence, talent, passion and originality in British podcasting.
Charlie Smith @charliersmith1
96K Followers 2K Following Radio producer • bipolar, OCD & anxiety • love running, long walks and playing football • usually found outdoors 🌱🏳️🌈
community notes viola.. @cnviolations
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Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde
516K Followers 3K Following Guardian columnist. Co-host of The Rest Is Entertainment podcast.
Sarah @letsstaygold
223 Followers 521 Following Marketing Manager with a thing for words. Not remotely professional on here. I like live music, books and babies.
Tim Dunn @MrTimDunn
81K Followers 3K Following Historian, geographer, team #Railway200. Presenter @UKTV #TheArchitectureTheRailwaysBuilt & #SecretsOfTheLondonUnderground, Trainspotter &🏳️🌈. Own views, obv
Red Arrows @rafredarrows
230K Followers 1K Following With precision displays, the Royal Air Force Aerobatic Team, the Red Arrows, showcases the excellence of the RAF and represents the UK at home and overseas.
Kate @katebevan
24K Followers 5K Following Cat pictures, tech & 🙄🙄. Occasionally on telly/radio. Owner of @Raspberry_Pi-powered tweeting catflap @daphneflap. I don't like chocolate.
Jill Foster @JournalistJill
25K Followers 5K Following Freelance writer/editor. Often referred to as a ‘so-called journalist’ by those who think men belong in women’s sports and spaces. 🤪 [email protected]
Keys Academy Trust @Keysacadtrust
227 Followers 52 Following We are a Church of England multi academy trust of 11 distinctive schools committed to providing the very best educational experiences for our pupils and staff.
Moonpig @MoonpigUK
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Mark Lamarr @lamarr_mark
59K Followers 22 Following I use my little corner of Twitter to post tunes I like , please don't ever tag me in anything ever or post your favourite tunes on my timeline. Use your own.
Felicity Ward @felicityward
41K Followers 3K Following 2024 Australian Tour now on sale! 🎫👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry
126K Followers 3K Following Comedian, actor and entire Indie Band. #DerryGirls #Holding #TheMichaelFryShow Management: @Collab_Agency UK Acting: @ebdonmgmt VO: @voicebankie (He/Him)
The Ad Professor @The_AdProfessor
151K Followers 156 Following Built ad campaigns for multiple billion-dollar companies. Spending over $50K per month on ads and need help? Let's work together here: https://t.co/1NdyfF4HyV
Penny Mordaunt @PennyMordaunt
250K Followers 16K Following MP for Portsmouth North. Lord President of the Council. @CommonsLeader. Hon Captain RNR. Author of ‘Greater: Britain After the Storm’.
Zainib Khan @Zainibxoxo
3K Followers 24 Following Race Across The World season 3 🌎💥 Psychiatry Higher Trainee North West 🦋
Mobeen @MM08ZZZ
11K Followers 275 Following Race Across the World Series 3 ⛷️🌎🇨🇦 @bbc @raceacrosstheworld #raceacrosstheworld | ST6 T&O North West🪚🦴🔨
Flora @FloraSCooper
29K Followers 3K Following Executive headteacher & Executive coach. A survivor (DA) rising like a phoenix - living my next chapter. The best is yet to come! #ShineOn! #BurnBrighter
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My sis has been lusting after the Oliver Bonas shoes on the left. Not in her size anywhere. Tells me she's found some similar. Arrived today. Your damn straight they're toddler size 4. Paula age 57.
Sat in A&E, opposite two older ladies who have been chatting for several hours, getting to know each other. A nurse arrives and calls one of the ladies in, and both women are startled to realise they have the same name.
keep thinking about that news recently where a car going 20 hit a kid and they survived and someone on here said it would’ve been better doing 30 cos then it would’ve been at a different location further down the road thus missing the kid and my brain feels like it’s overheating
My local cinema does chocolate M&Ms on top of a bucket of popcorn for £1 extra. Is that a thing? I mean I’m here for it but I’ve never known another cinema do this.
I've been trying to figure out who's been stealing the parsley from my container garden and folks I think we just cracked this case wide open:
So this just happened: My doorbell rang. I opened the door to find one of the men (half my age) who delivered my furniture last week standing there saying, "I stopped to say hello & tell you how beautiful you are." Next time I buy furniture I'm requesting it be delivered by bears
Can I just ask you guys what you think this says, because...
Riding high off of being informed by a friend that the stuffed animal I got her baby has become the baby’s favorite I feel powerful and chosen
me age 103 sensing the grim reaper close by and fumbling to turn off my camera before i pass away live on a Teams call, traumatising my younger colleagues for the next eight decades of their working lives
💷 State pensions 'could be in doubt for future generations' Read more ⬇️ trib.al/kvmOjKU
@archer_rs @dicofran Showing great entrepreneurial spirit - getting us to buy his ticket , provide 5 years free lodgings and 3k cash for those little extras. That level of clever thinking is a loss to the UK.
Get rich then get off the grid Linkedin edition
I can’t believe this was 4 years ago today! From my spare room! Thanks to everyone who watched and kept me sane during lockdown ❤️ #RedWhale @GP_Update
@dgonzales1990 what i absolutely adore is that this seems to have been happening for a while but the student was content to just...gently point people in the right direction, for an unspecified number of years, until they graduated. genuinely seems like a nice person!
seriously can’t believe the most notable scottish characters in popular media are Shrek, Fat Bastard, groundskeeper willie, the cast of trainspotting and now that Martha off baby reindeer we are cooked as a country
I have the same reaction to men wearing clothing that looks like it’s designed to fit a 12 year old.
Me: What did you do at school today, Linus? Linus: i don't know Linus's day at school:
a very small influencer married into a billionaire family and i am absolutely dying over her demanding this insta handle
After I lost my Mum I struggled emotionally for a long time. My manager at work noticed, and told me that I needed to do something to 'get over it'. I was outraged, so I lied and told her I was going to counselling and took every other Tuesday afternoon off for 8 months.
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