olivia i guess @oatandbeans
New Hampshire, USA Joined March 2014-
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"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
Had a robin trying to nest on our drain pipe but their nesting material kept falling so I got em a fry basket ☺️
he looks like one of those inbred champion pit-bulls from “mindset exoticz breederz” that are named “HOMICIDE” “LIL TING” and “CHANEL”
he looks like one of those inbred champion pit-bulls from “mindset exoticz breederz” that are named “HOMICIDE” “LIL TING” and “CHANEL”
it’s kind of beautiful that all flight attendants are either gay sons or thot daughters. in the skies they are finally free
whst fucking photo do you think mate
happy 4/20! weed isn’t addictive, and it’s also completely normal to need it before doing anything. also, the people around you LOVE that you’re impossible to hold a conversation with and that you forget everything constantly. don’t let anyone tell you different!
imagine pulling up to battle and you’re the only one in a kettle hat. i’d fucking kill myself
imagine pulling up to battle and you’re the only one in a kettle hat. i’d fucking kill myself
Only in Gaza you will see airdrops and airstrikes in one picture. No one should look to the sky and wonder if what's falling is death or dinner.
When we say they’re coming for birth control this is what we mean
When we say they’re coming for birth control this is what we mean
My 3yo found an Easter egg during the egg hunt that was obviously from last year, it was full of stale jellybeans covered with ants, opened it and yelled, excitedly “WOW I GOT AN ANT ONE!!!!!”
This is not a war. This is a genocide. Post about Palestine like your life depends on it, because their lives depends on it. Don't stop talking about Gaza. Push for a permanent ceasefire.
if i saw alvin and the chipmunks in real life i’d stuff them in sock and hit them against the wall and counters really hard
why does trader joe’s always have the most insane recalls like oh sorry there’s permanent marker in the soup dumplings. we got rocks in our frozen meatballs. what’s next you got a printer in cartridge in the everything bagels. the fuck you guys doing over there
127 children killed per-day in Auschwitz in 5 years. 139 children killed per day in Gaza in 135 days. Just like there can be no justification for the Holocaust, there can be no justification for the ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people. Both deserve the same condemnation.
i love venmo bc i can see my ex boyfriend charged his current fiancée for “papa johns 🍕”
google maps should not count towards my screen time. i’m not addicted to my phone im disoriented
If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.
Can a planned parenthood rep please reach out to Johnny and Amy bc I’ve never seen 2 adult be so confused about birth control #loveisblind #loveisblindS6
Theshooth @theshooth65555
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Colors is not matters.. @IsOneness
37 Followers 756 Following Blacks and white are One ☝️ where you’re from doesn’t matters . This world 🌎 have to be a peaceful one ☝️
Frances @frances86nieves
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Zach DeMond @Zdemond566
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editor in keef @wigremoval
364 Followers 628 Following ............jessie..................... dead account lowkey
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Sarah @lupuswench
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michael @mikeyrdiaz
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109 Followers 135 Following i wanna go. i wanna go to the eye doctor now, as previously stated, you pompous beta males
josephan @_beancounting
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Jess @J3S5EM
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🚩siq boy 🏴 @Brennachu
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Alyssa @AllyissaShep
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flabbergasted @trixiemax14
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183 Followers 315 Following part of a balanced breakfast. YNWA. #Flagship 🚩
Saeed Alshehhi @Bu_hamad_533
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secondhand lactation @aldej0897
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meg @megangers
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Pierre_PatisserieS @PierrePatisser1
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Fox&Arrow @FoxAndArrowBand
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Tom Jackson @TomJack20176306
15K Followers 467 Following I’m the 1st episode on Queer Eye. You can’t fix ugly.
2T34R5 @dr8key
1K Followers 3K Following the only thing I’m fucking is dramatic. 22. instagram: @dr8key
Caitlin Spun @GirlSpun
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Rayquan @Rayquan83130070
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Rhett & Link @Mythical
922K Followers 900 Following Official page of Good Mythical Morning, Rhett & Link, and the Mythical Crew 👕 @mythicalstore 🤫@mythicalsociety 🛒@sporked
My Dad Wrote A Porno @dadwroteaporno
163K Followers 55 Following Hit comedy podcast w/ @uncleegor, @alicelevine & @coopdloop. S1 - 6 out now. TV Special on @HBO. Buy our book https://t.co/XaZWmaeiiV
Yvonne Schalle @YvonneSchalle
11K Followers 584 Following Broadcast Meteorologist @GlobalBC #BC1 @GlobalNews @CKNW @AM730Traffic https://t.co/BGxioUdMt7
Sesame Street @sesamestreet
1.9M Followers 42 Following Our nonprofit’s mission is to help children grow smarter, stronger, kinder – in more than 150 countries around the world!
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Jessie McLaughlin �.. @losfamgeles
52K Followers 4K Following *EXERCISING MY AGENCY* My dog’s favorite. Interiors of spaces and people. Therapy stan. Have feelings; will overshare. Trying not to embarrass my kids. She/her
Alice Levine @Alicelevine
134K Followers 1K Following Things like [email protected], My Dad Wrote A Porno, docs on Channel 4 etc. In fact, those things specifically. For work stuff: [email protected]
James Cooper @coopdloop
46K Followers 776 Following Writer. @BAFTA-nominated producer. One of @dadwroteaporno podcast. @HBO TV special streaming now. @lovestuckmusic coming 2024
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UVM Staff United @uvmstaffunited
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Motives🍦 @MotivesOH
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Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD.. @DakDeMarco
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Heeere’s Johnny Ber.. @JohnnyBerchtold
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editor in keef @wigremoval
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
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Sarah @lupuswench
43 Followers 237 Following I’m Sarah and I’m probably playing a GTA RP with Austrailians
Julián Castro @JulianCastro
506K Followers 4K Following Texan and proud dad. NBC/MSNBC Political Analyst and Guest Anchor. Former HUD Secretary, Mayor of San Antonio. He/Him/Él. Email: [email protected]
I spilt iced coffee on my dog and the stain won’t come out
I cannot express just how out of control the situation is with AI fake photos on Facebook.
you tell em, buddy! proud of you for speaking your mind. how was kindergarten today
Put any of this shit on a burger and we gon have a problem
Perhaps we’re looking right at many of them.
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
did you know that Hamas offered to return hostages on October 9th, the Israeli government refused them, and then Biden sent billions in weapons with which they killed over 15,000 Palestinian children? also the cops he's funding are beating up Jewish students right now. so.
I will not rest until every hostage, like Abigail, ripped from their families and held by Hamas is back in the arms of their loved ones. They have my word. Their families have my word.
Imagine being the college dean who escorts snipers to the roof to take aim at your own students.
this is such a funny way to say you don’t fuck with your dog
"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
be sad, be queer, double feature bottoms and brokeback mountain
i thought it would be bigger
Had a robin trying to nest on our drain pipe but their nesting material kept falling so I got em a fry basket ☺️
I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
fellas is it woke to not die from cardiac arrest
Curious where all the evangelical pro-life outrage is about the murder of countless Palestinian babies
Abdilrahman, the grandchild of #Refaat Alareer, 2-month old, killed yesterday in an Israeli airstrike, along with his mom and dad.
The hungry judge effect is the statistical trend of judges becoming more lenient after a meal break
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