Prudence @obituaryreader

this woman just walked into my house, took the popsicle out of my hands and held it above my head as it melted. i couldn’t move, all i could do was sob.

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2 years ago

next time an asteroid hits earth buzzfeed is going to publish an article titled “New Rock Just Dropped”

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2 years ago

it took me so long to realize that i can wear whatever i want and people still have to treat me like a human with serious human ideas a revelation i should have never had to have.

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2 years ago

if i were a fish, you wouldn’t be able to bait me with worms. maybe a nice strawberry would work

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2 years ago

everybody SHUT! UP! my plants are trying to grow🥲

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3 years ago

trust me when i tell you that you don’t wish your dog could talk. imagine how untrained for speech those vocal chords are. i love my dog but she’d sound like red from us 😖

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3 years ago

when raccoons do it it’s normal but when I do it it’s “gross” and the cops say that it’s my “last warning” #justicefortrasheaters

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3 years ago

I don’t claim to know the difference between hard and soft water and I never have.

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yesterday i watched a girl let her dog stomp on the only blooming flower in a large patch of grass. i have cursed her and her ugly fucking dog never to see another beautiful thing as long as they live.