Emily Sedgmen @oddknitty

I honestly just wanted enough time to have a coffee and wake up a bit before a toddler was climbing me and whinging. Apparently, one must rise at 4am to make that a reality

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9 years ago

I must have this #Jurassicpark #popvinyl #jeffgoldblum

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9 years ago

I've had orgasms worse than the first sip of this coffee #mumlife #coffee #nightfeeds

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9 years ago

Forgot #CrimsonTide is also a thing for a football team and not just a euphemism for menstruation... Well, some fans are going to be confused.

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9 years ago

#yarnquest #nails waiting for motivation to strike

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9 years ago

Oh Yay. #CrimsonTide #sharkweek

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9 years ago

Toddler running around yelling STOP at incredible volume for no apparent reason. #whyme

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9 years ago

Dog training fail #Chihuahua #sleepy #dog

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