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Stop relying on this type of technology
Stop relying on this type of technology
i still think about this
witnessing the Spencer’s Giftifcation of Urban Outfitters really is such a delight
It wouldn’t be Twitter if there were 0 replies like this 😭
It wouldn’t be Twitter if there were 0 replies like this 😭
Every older annoying person is reading this and trying to argue with her lmfao
Every older annoying person is reading this and trying to argue with her lmfao
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Eh - the art on the right tells a story whereas she was saying it’s weird to have cotton as decoration and she used the cotton as a nail polish remover. Why not just have fake flowers, the cotton is silly.
Eh - the art on the right tells a story whereas she was saying it’s weird to have cotton as decoration and she used the cotton as a nail polish remover. Why not just have fake flowers, the cotton is silly.
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She’s just the cutest
She’s just the cutest
Yall bring him up every 3 months
Yall bring him up every 3 months
I was drunk last night at a Mexican restaurant and the young tatted waiter asked if I wanted charro beans and my dumbass blurted out “did you just ask me if I want chorro beans” ……. Why hahah
Salma Hayek in Versace at the 1999 ‘Wild Wild West’ premiere
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