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so by using this app, one directly funds genocide. got it
so by using this app, one directly funds genocide. got it
Hey what’s up cutie ;). Wanna cruise around in my 2014 Hyundai and listen to some Steely Dan. After that we can go back to my place and watch Heat by Michael Mann. Oh, when do you need to back to your dorm? 7? Perfect cuz that’s when my daughter is done with theater practice
If you are writing fiction, the words "magic system" should never come out of your mouth. Those are strictly for RPGs that require consistent logical rules. It's the exact opposite of what makes fantasy storytelling work.
High of 69 in mid November. Killing myself
my girl sucking me off like she Aphrodite The squad mighty Walking around with cum in my insufficiently sized boxers, call them tighty whiteys
Those who refer to their spouse as ‘hubby’ have irrevocably damaged souls
Priscilla will return in Priscilla 2: Heart Attack Hotel
Think I might willingly sink into the temptations of evil and then revel in it
BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIP!!!
scooped bagels do not exist. they are an illusionary concept, invented by those who dwell above in order to deceive the entire world. for their own nefarious purposes, of course….
the world is descending into abject chaos and the war that even wizards dread has not yet begun
It’s well known that Stone Temple Pilots.
MC Ren: *meow, meow* yeah something like that, but it all depends on the size of the cat 🐱
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You, uh, wanna, uh, get together at the MacDonald’s off exit 87 and smoke some pcp?
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Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
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218 Followers 3K Following
Agaton @AgatonLech
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136 Followers 778 Following He/Him. 28. Husband. Tankie pos. Kinda stupid.
Squashy @bhammassive
757 Followers 3K Following here to have a good time and maybe learn a thing or two along the way
phil👍 @realphilthrill
229 Followers 841 Following until my ship comes in, i live night by night pfp is art by lily seika jones
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binp @the_binp
3K Followers 2K Following tj. 4'20'', 69 IQ. pro cellar dweller, amateur beelegger. psalm 51:3 Accounts that post dangerous lies like this one should be reported for promoting self harm.
Lily @lilydont
6K Followers 1K Following
kenny gesserit 🦝 �.. @KennyGesserit
3K Followers 986 Following Journalist, Comedian, Podcaster, Politician, Infosec, Lawyer, Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey.
Lontar Palm (Borassus.. @Lontar_On_Here
1K Followers 581 Following
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
4K Followers 2K Following Renaissance Man, I'll sell you Christmas Cards in June | Produced by @mediummhollow, lover of @polypockettwink | he/him/Howard
I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
10K Followers 903 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
beer person @CantEverDie
132K Followers 2K Following JUNE - L’CHAIM - TRANS DISINFO INFLUENCER - podcasting on @WesternKabuki & @CrateDiving - streaming games on https://t.co/kXjet8u2M2
⁶⁹ @lustfulhugs
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Red Helldiver @RedHelldiver
1K Followers 13 Following You kind of need to eat, you sort of need to sleep, but you absolutely need to READ #REDRISING by @Pierce_Brown.
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7K Followers 850 Following she/they | supportive parent energy | send hand pics | i put the BI in LGBTQIA+ | @/$lynndewitt
Kiana Mai 🌹 @kianamaiart
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18K Followers 1K Following mid. art stuff: @aged_cream. she/her. $lotionwiz
BabylonPee @BabyIonPee
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Purge the flesh @Az1doazideAzide
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Burtle Waggletop @waggletop
195 Followers 34 Following having a jolly day, smelling all the smells and seeing all there is to be seen…
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Like, of course Jujutsu Kaisen is up on the chopping block. Of course when the goal posts move constantly it opens up the field for anything to be Immoral Art. If you can't even sit with your own discomfort obviously the idea of anyone else doing that seems ridiculous.
This sort of thing feels like the very inevitable conclusion of watering down of extremely serious terms + the growing prevalence of people arguing that their discomfort with an art's themes should mean nobody else in the world could ever interact with it at all.
mind you she’s talking about jujutsu kaisen. jujutsu fucking kaisen.
the copy of the hunger games I read as a kid included a quote from suzanne collins where she talked about coming up with the idea after flicking between reality tv and iraq war coverage and it was basically the first time I ever realised art could be about things
It's pretty cool and refreshing how Disney has, like, a 0% chance of winning Best Animated Feature this year for a change
Justin Roiland getting kicked out immediately followed by his show getting spontaneously good is the funniest joke to ever come out of Rick and Morty…
The newest season of Rick and Morty is probably their best season yet.
If you are writing fiction, the words "magic system" should never come out of your mouth. Those are strictly for RPGs that require consistent logical rules. It's the exact opposite of what makes fantasy storytelling work.
Dune is a Thanksgiving movie (family themes, fun costumes, spice)
Imagine the town drunk in the champagne region of France. just the fanciest wreck of a person you’ve ever met
The whole rightwing etymology of "soyface" is creepy and stupid, but it really is like the worst face. A toothless performance of joy that looks infantile and feels infantilizing. Here it is connected to a podcast about real life murders
you know you're nonbinary if you a) love bass fishing b) love your wife
I had daily showers with like 60 of my male friends and we never touched but we were in the Navy so it was inherently gay. also everything I do is sexual on account of being a sort of Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Can you shower with a male friend & not be sexual or yall not strong enough?
Scott Pilgrim show is good because it’s finally the adaptation that realizes its audience cannot be trusted with subtext so it’s all just text now
we all know at least one white boy who does NOT play when it comes to queens of the Stone Age
Still hasn’t logged back on btw
I swear to God one of the most exciting parts about entering Gaza will be the fact I won't be on Twitter and seeing all the god awful takes on this conflict.
as a new yorker raised in a north carolina farm town, i can very confidently say the most backwards racist homophobic piece of shit places i've ever had the displeasure of being were not in the rural south
men will see this and just think “hell yeah”
PS3 game protagonist who has a dead wife:
This is wild.
Aardman is running out of clay and have only got enough to make the next ‘WALLACE & GROMIT’ film. The studio that usually provides them with clay has been shut down. (Source: telegraph.co.uk/films/2023/11/…)
he probably sayin some real ass shit and we laughin at him
poor guy has no idea his character in Death Stranding 2 is gonna be a 70 foot tall baby that strangles people with his umbilical chord and cries blood that can negate the AoE effects of piss grenades
Timothee Chalamet visiting Hideo Kojima today in Tokyo.
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