Ace Ventchurros @overcookedends

love tj maxx. where else can u get a batman shirt that's been sneezed on and also an expired box of hot chocolate mix made by a small company in new jersey that went out of business 3 years ago

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Ace Ventchurros @overcookedends

4 years ago

Is mercy STILL in retrograde? Or do we all just deserve to die? Vv hard to know…

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Ace Ventchurros @overcookedends

4 years ago

“Do you have a vegetarian version of the salad?” -something we say in 2022

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Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus

4 years ago

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

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Ace Ventchurros @overcookedends

4 years ago

I hope this email finds you well…, but leaves you totally obliterated, flat on your back, shitting yourself. Just fucked up in a major way. Warmly,

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Ace Ventchurros @overcookedends

4 years ago

Me: I guess I’d describe myself as a pretty free spirit filled with love and openness to new ideas ✨ *is literally the most resentful, angry dud I know*

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eden is online @edenonline_

4 years ago

sex work ? uh yeah i sure hope it does

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Ace Ventchurros @overcookedends

4 years ago

It’s not mania. It’s spiraling upwards!

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bag of nickels @WillAfroMan

4 years ago

NO BOOBS just mommy milkers

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Ace Ventchurros @overcookedends

4 years ago

“Last time I got roofied, I broke my ankle.” She literally is everything 💁‍♀️✨

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Ace Ventchurros @overcookedends

4 years ago

Update, she is now flirting with two DIFFERENT guys who definitely also heard her chlamydia story because the whole bar did. She also just said “you have to make friends with school shooters so they don’t kill you.” I love fun!

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Ace Ventchurros @overcookedends

4 years ago

Just witnessed a belligerent sorority gal at the bar hit on two guys at once which is kind of queen shit but also wouldn’t shut up about how her ex gave her a BAD case of chlamydia which somehow makes it even more impressive.