james @parsnipzilla

james does not equal endorsement he/him bsky.app/profile/parsni… aotearoa Joined April 2008

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james @parsnipzilla

2 days ago

ninajirachi album bangs

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james @parsnipzilla

a week ago

every now and then they put me on the fillipino algorithm and I don't want to go back

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Alan 🦪 @DrPizzaStone

a week ago

It's really refreshing to see that porters get into Death Stranding type scenarios in real life too

Shawn Garrett @ShawnGarrett

2 weeks ago

It's really refreshing to see that porters get into Death Stranding type scenarios in real life too

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I keep getting an ad for some bullshit AI screenwriting tool and I really really really want to know who their alleged "Hollywood Writer Director & Producer" is because you know they'd name names if they meant a damn

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james @parsnipzilla

2 weeks ago

you can tell a “video essay” is gonna suck as soon as they decide they need to get on camera

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james @parsnipzilla

2 weeks ago

they keep trying to put me on baby Twitter they’re talking about Lego Batman and Fortnite lore how do I get out

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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn

2 weeks ago

I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees. No refugee underfunded a school. No refugee closed a hospital. No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled. We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!

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james @parsnipzilla

2 weeks ago

what those professional colorists and their access to the original masters fail to account for is my free version of da vinci resolve, my uncalibrated 35mm scanner and my rotting copy of Mouse Hunt

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james @parsnipzilla

2 weeks ago

local improv theatre is buying cameos of more famous improv comedians to promote their shows

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Doc @ayedocc

2 weeks ago

@KollegeKidd Yall not gon like this one, but Young Thug is literally tied to Freemasonry. They were caught doing goat sacrifices not random, that’s ritual stuff. Now look at how many people around him died during the trial. And y’all never thought the ‘sus’ fashion he pushed was part of a…

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james @parsnipzilla

3 weeks ago

ok yeah sure you got me let’s go I’d watch this variety.com/2025/tv/news/n…

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james @parsnipzilla

3 weeks ago

“Getting a pint with an MP” has to be an all time low gimmick for an interview series stop humanising these people and start feeding them caustic hot sauces for my enjoyment

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james @parsnipzilla

3 weeks ago

it’s so sick going to art school for 3 years with the end goal being “work in an office” - I still check the letterboxd accounts for people who studied production at my school just to read the most baffling reviews I’ve ever seen

little miss can’t be wrong @alxndra1998

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james @parsnipzilla

3 weeks ago

all said it’s somewhat ironic that I only know of the tech writer disability activist after her appearance on a podcast where she spent 2 hours outlining how she thinks jameela jamil is lying about her health