james @parsnipzilla

james does not equal endorsement he/him bsky.app/profile/parsni… aotearoa Joined April 2008

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james @parsnipzilla

20 hours ago

Selling 1 Pokemon card for $300 Wall Street money never sleeps

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james @parsnipzilla

20 hours ago

Guys about to say the most racist shit you’ve ever heard love to couch it in “They’ll call me a racist for saying this-…”

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In recognition of the commercial success of the Kendrick/Drake beef Taylor Swift Enterprises LLC is proud to unveil our latest “dismissive track” against pop superstar Charli xcx available on 14 colors of vinyl (Target(r) Exclusive)

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james @parsnipzilla

3 days ago

this playlist is so dogshit that it actually has to be seen to be believed lmao hell yeah music.apple.com/nz/playlist/ga…

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james @parsnipzilla

2 weeks ago

for fans of stirring the pot you can’t go wrong with a private account that you only use to do retweets

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james @parsnipzilla

2 weeks ago

why is there a Bumble biopic?

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Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker

2 weeks ago

For a shocking number of ostensible adults AIs and LLMs fill the need for what they believe is a perfectly objective and neutral third party observer who can conclusively adjudicate interpersonal arguments for them always in their favor.

just matt @questionableway

2 weeks ago

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james @parsnipzilla

2 weeks ago

forgot Cal Kestis is the Joker in that Gotham show

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james @parsnipzilla

2 weeks ago

ppl shit on Jay Z’s verse on monster but his verse on jail where he gives up halfway thru and just starts naming Kanye songs has to be worse

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2 weeks ago

Our $999 novelty instrument is designed to make music accessible to everyone

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james @parsnipzilla

2 weeks ago

Fortnite’s “first official anthem” being by someone now suspected of murdering his underage gf and hiding her body in his Tesla is certainly a portent

Fortnite @Fortnite

a month ago

Fortnite’s “first official anthem” being by someone now suspected of murdering his underage gf and hiding her body in his Tesla is certainly a portent

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james @parsnipzilla

3 weeks ago

saw a 28 year old adult say “holy heck this is so BASED” regarding a clip from Nickelodeon’s “The Patrick Star Show”

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james @parsnipzilla

3 weeks ago

if you’re in line for a gum transplant I’m being told you should STAY IN LINE

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james @parsnipzilla

3 weeks ago

[RXK Nephew voice] My bitch give big head just like Charlie Kirk Your man hit the deck just like Charlie Kirk My opps lying dead just like Charlie Kirk Your girl give bad neck just like Charlie Kirk