Paul Mason @paul_paulcpfc

Palace and England fan. I may not go down in history but I will go down on your sister. Iceland Joined February 2014

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Five Year Plan 🦅🏆🏆 @FYPFanzine

a year ago

✨ GIVEAWAY✨ If Jean-Phillipe Mateta scores in the Olympics final we'll give away one of our brand new Mateta Eras Tour t-shirts. To enter: 1️⃣ Follow @FYPFanzine 2️⃣ Like this tweet 3️⃣ Retweet this tweet Good luck! 🤞 🛒 fypfanzine.myshopify.com/products/jean-… #cpfc #competition

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Paul Mason @paul_paulcpfc

2 years ago

Not sure how the ponytail wearers of the world would deal with this. #thatwilltakeitrightoff #itysl #dogshit

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Brian Hund 🎙 Libertarian since ‘92 @brianhund

2 years ago

If you’re looking for something to binge this weekend, please consider checking out my channel. I’m about 1/2 way through uploading the entire series. And while you’re there, I’d appreciate a follow. Algorithm and all that jazz… rumble.com/c/c-2809802

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Paul Mason @paul_paulcpfc

3 years ago

The only City worth watching tonight. #Romans #bathcity @atlithae @BathCity_FC

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Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1

3 years ago

They should blur the faces of the animals on the endangered species list. People are trying to kill them.

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Hayley Ellis @Hayles_Ellis

3 years ago

Like a contemporary performing arts company have been asked to act out the menstrual cycle.

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Palace Report @PalaceReport

3 years ago

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 Crystal Palace FC 22/23 Home Shirt Junior (Age 11/12) To Enter 👇 Rules: 1) Be Following @CPFCtransfersHQ 2) Retweet Winner to be announced at Random Saturday the 21st of January at 3PM Good Luck 🤞 #CPFC

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cryptopalace28.bsky.social @Crypto_Palace28

3 years ago

Haaland and Ayew have the same amount of goals today. Two world class strikers

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Secret Shirt Co @secretshirtco

3 years ago

If Spain SCORE vs Germany today we’ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box 📦 To enter 👇 🔄 Retweet this tweet 🤝 Follow us Good luck!

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Troll Football @TrollFootball

3 years ago

Lisandro Martinez vs Haaland, De Bruyne & Foden

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Paul Watson @paul_c_watson

3 years ago

Hearing lots of theories for what’s gone wrong at Manchester United but at this stage surely we can’t discount cursed by a malevolent spirit accidentally released from an amulet.

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Paul Mason @paul_paulcpfc

3 years ago

Football is back. And it has brought the sunshine with it. What a good day (pending result). @CPFC #PALARS #AKUREYRI

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Olaf Falafel @OFalafel

3 years ago

Give a man mashed potato and he will eat for a day, teach a man to mash potato and he will love you - now that he can dance - watch me now.

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Oliver Hill @OliverHill23

3 years ago

Well done @OfficialPVFC on your win today. However this was overshadowed by the way your fans acted. There is no need for that at any time, let alone at the football. Absolutely disgusting. @FA @Official_STFC #football #appalling

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Mandela Egbo @mandela_e

3 years ago

How you scummy fans get two free shots and only manage a scratch? & I’m supposed to keep my cool - if I react I’m the bad guy right?

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𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips

8 years ago

PARENTS. Encourage your kids to swear by getting a shih-tzu or a fucking labrador. (via @thisecho)

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Innova Discs @InnovaDiscs

3 years ago

Team Innova’s Blær Örn Ásgeirsson with the Ace! 🤩 Hole 16 at Emporia with his Champion Eagle! #discgolf #innovadiscs #ace 🎥 Team Innova’s Peter Lunde

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Jamie @JamieGriff97

4 years ago

Tories having sex

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CB @Crburton512

4 years ago

More @PDGA members = growth! I don’t have the following that @Paul_McBeth, @AustinHannum, @Brodiesmith21 and others have… BUT, I’ll happily cover a year’s membership for a few folks. RT this and we’ll go from there! #WhateverItTakes #PDGA #DiscGolf @ProdigyDisc

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HLTCO @HLTCO

4 years ago

It’s the 1st of December today and it would be lovely to contribute towards someone’s Christmas presents this year, so… I’ll buy someone a football shirt of their choice. Just RT this & follow @HLTCO to enter. I’ll pick the winner at 8pm tomorrow night. Good luck everyone. ❤️