Patrick @pbradmo

I exist. I'm on Twitter. So are you. You exist too, then. Okay. Good talk. Multi-optioned. Big Break category winner (comedy). 2X Nicholl QF. Brooklyn, NY Joined February 2013

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ٍ @manic_posting

2 days ago

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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91

3 days ago

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

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❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther

4 days ago

Not a novel observation but when we lost cheap rent, we lost so much great art and music. The next Velvet Underground are all doordashing instead of writing songs

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chidi michael @tschidiemichael

3 days ago

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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🧑🏽‍🚀 @smoove_cold

5 days ago

The ATM ask 25 questions…can you please HURRY UP before I get robbed

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The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre

7 days ago

a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear i’m wearing a bomb vest

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Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers

a week ago

Rest in peace, Robert Redford. You taught me it was ok to be a sexual icon for an entire generation of women.

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grace @agneswickfields

a week ago

robert redford is dead paul newman is dead and me i feel also not so good

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Using twitter on mobile: - doomscroller - chronically online - wasting your life Using twitter on desktop: - sophisticated social media user - trends researcher - forming connections with like minded individuals

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Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs

2 weeks ago

this is me when i suggest something in the gc and no one responds within 10 mins

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Bear @BearJFK

3 weeks ago

Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppies can’t be hacked from half a world away.

Michael A. Arouet @MichaelAArouet

3 weeks ago

Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppies can’t be hacked from half a world away.

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nich @nichxbt

3 weeks ago

tried Adderall for the first time today and all I have to say is wow

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Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1

3 weeks ago

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

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Mike F @DeputyWarlock

a month ago

reflecting on the time i was peeling the bark off a tree during 2nd grade recess and the principal asked "how would you feel if i peeled your skin off?" crazy thing to say to a child but i gotta hand it to her it stuck