🌟𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓮 𝓜𝓮𝓮𝓸𝔀🌟 @pee_double_u

I tweet for a real AND metaphorical audience Los Angeles, CA Joined August 2017

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🌟𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓮 𝓜𝓮𝓮𝓸𝔀🌟 @pee_double_u

3 years ago

So did Billy Crystal actually deliver a calf in City Slickers or no?

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🌟𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓮 𝓜𝓮𝓮𝓸𝔀🌟 @pee_double_u

3 years ago

Anyone else been seeing an uptick in butterflies??

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🌟𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓮 𝓜𝓮𝓮𝓸𝔀🌟 @pee_double_u

3 years ago

Once cats become young adults they should start paying rent

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Okie (and Texas) Political Memes @OKPoliticalMeme

3 years ago

They banned the outsiders? The book that is written in Oklahoma???

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🌟𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓮 𝓜𝓮𝓮𝓸𝔀🌟 @pee_double_u

3 years ago

And the mixed residential w/ ground-level retail/commercial *chefs kiss*

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julia @juliashiplett

3 years ago

“Why don’t you want to have kids?” *motions hysterically in every direction*

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Be A King @BerniceKing

3 years ago

Stop weaponizing mental illness to excuse inaction regarding common sense gun legislation.

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In my teens: I want to be a mom someday 20s: I could take or leave motherhood. I know it’s possible to have a fulfilling life either way 30s: The capitalist/patriarchal/imperialist system seeks to exploit the free labor of women to create wage slaves in order to get richer 🙅🏻‍♀️🤰

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Robert Reich @RBReich

3 years ago

News flash: If you outlaw abortions, ban mask mandates, dictate what educators can teach in schools, and stop people from voting, you're not the party of "limited government."

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3 years ago

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

3 years ago

hi kids! it's me, your favorite sexagenarian here to tell you that when I was a kid we taxed the shit out of the wealthy and not only did we have money to build bridges and schools and moon rockets, rich people still had plenty of money left over to spend on rich people bullshit

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Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz

3 years ago

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

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Jesse Case @jessecase

3 years ago

For perspective, if you somehow made $200,000 every single DAY from Columbus' landing in 1492 until now, you still wouldn't have the $44 billion to buy Twitter. It's pretty gross.

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Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle

3 years ago

Sending your employees back to the office when gas, food, child care, pet care, etc are all through the roof - and not giving them a raise - after they spent 2 years doing the job just as well from home is a great way to tell your employees you don't care about them

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Paddington @paddingtonbear

4 years ago

It has been a very nice long weekend.

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Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle

4 years ago

"I suffered, therefore you must suffer, too" is such an odd mindset to carry through life. I hear it all the time when people defend unpaid internships, awful entry-level jobs, student debt, etc. Whatever happened to wanting the next generation to have it better than you did?