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Phan @phanau

I get drunk and talk shit. And sometimes I make food that blows your mind. Edmonton Joined November 2010
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Phan @phanau

4 years ago

We should rebrand bullying.

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Phan @phanau

7 years ago

Hi I would like to come clean...in grade 6 I crossed steams with my friend Bill and I liked it. If you know where Billy the cutie is I would like to call him, so please let him know I still live here. Billy it is time to come home to me.

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Phan @phanau

8 years ago

"Speed is waaaaay better than meth!"

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Phan @phanau

8 years ago

"Awww, no one's fuckin' tonight." - Meagan Ritchie

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Phan @phanau

8 years ago

Oh Yeah, I'm back on Twitter btw

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Phan @phanau

8 years ago

Bitches ain't shit

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Phan @phanau

8 years ago

@EPCOR Any known water issue in Tipaskin area? 29th Ave and 83rd street?

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

I'm so fucking thankful I grew up with so many sisters. I can now see a single girl who's over a first date 4 bars away. #imback #imdrunk

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

Oh shit. The alcohol is telling me to tweet. #cheflife #84hours #cheffinafterdark

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

After 2 solid 60+ hr weeks, I'm left with less than $25. I've never felt so fucked in my entire life.

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

I wanna be like Robin Hood but not give to the poor and just keep it because I'm the poor one. Call me Lobster Hood. Because I'm shellfish.

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

The only great thing about today was finding out @pornhub is giving away free premium for V-Day. #beatitlikeitowesyoumoney

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

The more I drink, the more I hate everyone.

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

There needs to be an international database of douche bag haircuts. #itmakesyoumoreugly

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

Beards have become so shitty in the last year. #deepthoughtsbyphan

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

What kind of fucking hoodrat orders two shots of Goose then complains about the price?! #imback #cheflife

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

Sluts in bars are the complete opposite of needles in haystacks. #imback #imdrunk #cheflife #cheffinafterdark #cheffinainteasy

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

It's the Year of the Cock. Also it's Chinese New Years!! #gongheifatchoy

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

If you're ugly, just don't cry. #itmakesyoumoreugly

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Phan @phanau

10 years ago

If I've never hit on you while I was drunk, there is something seriously wrong with you. #youmightbefat #youmightbeugly #youmightnotbeaslut

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