phil-ter @philter3
Keeping people and there various items secure since around 1990.. , Merthyr Tydfil Joined March 2010-
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I would like to thank .@richie_graham .@bassmarc66 and .@mikecj for their work, time and effort put into making this for us. I would also like to thank .@radiojuanfm for playing it for us.
For the avoidance of doubt: this is how not to run a country
For this Sunday's Singalong, it's the song from Cats that you've all been asking for, Memory - ALW #HomeIsWhereTheMusicIs #HomeHappy
"Some folk get in where castor oil can't" R.I.P Hilda Ogden, Jean Alexander. A great British character actress. theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…
Sharp drop in number of old ladies being helped across the road thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/s…
Who's the saddest person at the pasta factory? The one who's filling cannelloni.
Apparently, due to a factory error, there's a faulty batch of sun cream in the shops. That's going to cause a lot of red faces.
"We are beyond pain. She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us," Bob Geldof on daughter Peaches
"You have £80 million. Why would you do an advert???" < I wanted £84 million. Thanks for your question.
A letter from Mr Ross Kennett.
Before the networks get jammed, I'd just like say, please can I have an ambulance for just after midnight? #happynewyear
Wiv a warrant to gan an nail Big Ron Bastahd at the awpawt befaw he scarpaz to the Costa. Tho but fawst mebbes jussa coupla pints bonny lad.
Don't forget. Thanks to the Tories, the clocks go back to 1993. Don't have nightmares
Retweet if you know somebody called Steve.
Anyone thinking of going out dogging in a Newcastle united shirt best give it a miss tonight you will very likely be shot.
RT @FamousWomen: The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton
RT @WorryingOAP: "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on" - Sir Winston Churchill....
RT @TonyCowards: Where did Noah keep all the freshwater fish? In his Multi-storey Carp Ark. @DailyMirror #TellAJokeDay
RT @GaryLineker: It's Sir Bobby Robson national football day. A worthy tribute to a great man. 150 events so take part if you can...
RT @TonyCowards: Just slipped on a banana skin, to be honest it doesn't really fit me.
Anita Furlong @anita_furlong
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Hax @haxfilmmaker
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John Gibson @SandyFootwells
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Vince Flower @VinceFlower
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Niki (Nicola) Hill @MidiansAngel
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Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺... @KathyBurke
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Billy Bragg @billybragg
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Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer
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Prof Alice Roberts�... @theAliceRoberts
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Anneka Rice @AnnekaRice
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George Harrison @GeorgeHarrison
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Theresa May @theresa_may
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
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Yes, That's The Joke @YesThatsTheJoke
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Cher @cher
3.3M Followers 171 Following Stand & B Counted or Sit & B Nothing. Don't Litter,Chew Gum,Walk Past Homeless PPL w/out Smile.DOESNT MATTER in 5 yrs IT DOESNT MATTER THERE'S ONLY LOVE&FEAR
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John Bishop @JohnBishop100
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Laurel and Hardy @Stan_And_Ollie
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Hax @haxfilmmaker
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Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews
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Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle
2.4M Followers 1K Following Someone does this account for me now. it’s promo for shows and books from here on in. A Short History of the Apocalypse out now.
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
2.3M Followers 632 Following Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
1.9M Followers 4K Following Latest special Late Bloomer is on Netflix (not UK & IRE) & https://t.co/rrFMDIDUrM (UK & IRE) now. Podcast - Standard Issue Replies ending TSM are by my team.
Explore Edinburgh @exploredinburgh
2K Followers 112 Following Join us on a journey of exploration of Edinburgh and maybe possibly the surrounding areas...
Trumpton @Trump_ton
33K Followers 3K Following Cartoon and comments from the office of the Mayor of Trumpton, relayed by @mikedicks
Jack Dee @TheRealJackDee
505K Followers 528 Following All views expressed are my own but you can express them too if you want to be right about everything like I am. If you want to chat go to the pub.
Sinéad O'Connor @SineadOConnor
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Nicole Scherzinger @NicoleScherzy
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jlo @JLo
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Mike CJ @mikecj
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