PJ Muller @pjmuller89
Joined June 2009-
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Not seeing Celine Dion live will be one of the greatest regrets of my life.
This was absolutely INSANE
Do you ever think that you're impressed by foreign cuisine just because you don't eat it much and it's new? #PJHotTakes
This has been the most miserable drive home of the last year, but I gave a guy $6 outside Wawa and he was very thankful, so that made me feel good on my birfday. Pay it forward, I have sins to atone for.
Upper level of the GWB is reserved for trucks, those that absolutely hate themselves, and people who took it by accident.
I could definitely see myself getting a pinky ring one day, and that terrifies me...
Who would choose to live in 100°+ heat and you don't have any bagels? 😞
I'd rather drive to work in a downpour than have the sun constantly blinding me #caseofthemondays
Don't go through self checkout if you're not fucking prepared!
"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things."
Bachelorette finale giving me crazy Ross & Rachel vibes #theywereonabreak
Mercury being in retrograde doesn't mean anything; your eyes and society are tricking you into accepting people's crappy behavior.
I'm officially in Group Dad mode this weekend. First one down for breakfast and woke up saying "I feel rested". This La Quinta is bringing big energy!
The Taco Bell in Haverhill, MA should be immediately closed down.
Effie 😳 @Effie9864
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433 Followers 956 Following IT Guru, A̵n̵d̵r̵o̵i̵d̵ ̵E̵v̵a̵n̵g̵e̵l̵i̵s̵t̵ Recently got my first iPhone, nap enthusiast. #CertifiedGCraig Shelley, CFRE @craigshelley
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4.4M Followers 9K Following Pro skater, father, husband, videogame character, CEO, philanthropist & public skatepark advocate. Old AF and still skating.PJ and I have single-handly unmasked the mystery of the Shy Guy
@evantyerman You sound like @pjmuller89 trying to disprove the documentaries we watch
I need to stop sleep flirting with boys. I say the dumbest shit.
I’d like to state for the record that I beat @BBelcherPlays at Munchkins tonight 😎
My roomies leave for their honeymoon today, and I’m happy I get the entire place to myself…but I’m also gonna miss them 🥹
How do I tell my friend that they owe me two and a half grand without completely destroying this friendship …
I try to eat all healthy during the day, but then the little drunk gremlin in me ruins it and eats an entire box of pasta 🙃
The new all-gender private restrooms are my favorite addition to the office. I can now poop in peace 😌😌😌
Made it to 7 breweries (technically 8 but Shipyard sucked) before we called it quits. I call that a resounding success 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #MirajsBachBash
Died last night at the hands of myself…time to make breakfast 🥴
@pjmuller89 coming back to Twitter after 4 years thinking he owns the place