Python That Poops @poopiepython
herps or herpes? Joined July 2020-
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“it’s good you have small tits cuz when ur older they won’t be as saggy” - a sweet sentiment from my tinder date today
chugging water when you should be chugging liquor because you wanna lay in your own bed naked and no one else is capable of getting you home
any advice for my tween cat? she’s in between a small and a medium right now and struggling with her identity
i don’t know why being blocked on here hurts so bad.
i wake up swollen and hungover without consuming any alcohol at all. so that’s why I drink every night
:/ everything reminds me of her
we need this energy right now. Where did she go?
shrek was really ahead of its time. i think everyone needs to go watch it right now. i personally think shrek 2 is the most tasteful
my sleep paralysis demon just twisted my nipples while i laid there awkwardly making eye contact
no one warned me that mdma withdrawals include paranoia, psychosis, and delusions. i thought it was just one depressing day and then boom ur ready for your next roll
submerging myself in the bath so the people who watch my life like the Truman Show can’t see me cry
your farts squeeze out of your ass. my farts fall out of my ass. we are not the same
i’m in this photo and I don’t like it
the fact that johnny depp is being accused of calling his wife “amber turd” after she shit the bed. Isn’t that just holding people accountable? i don’t see the problem
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hyattregencydisaster @hyattregencydi1
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Scooch @localpooch
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Shelby @Shelby36735830
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Halo Snakes @HaloSnakes
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