Tim Townsend @qwertius

Dedicated to the proposition. Earth Joined April 2009

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Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays

10 months ago

Well, it turns out Nigeria is building its national strategy around my advice (talent stacking), and they proudly say so. (Really) I did not see that coming. We Are Creating Room For Young Nigerians To Improve Their Employability — Alausa leadership.ng/we-are-creatin…

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Wasson Watch Co. @WassonWatch

11 months ago

KIDNEY FOR CALEB FUNDRAISING RAFFLE - Wasson Automatic Field Watch Serial Number 002 Ladies, and gentlemen, I present to you the opportunity of a lifetime. You could be the owner of Wasson Automatic Field Watch serial number 002. It's the second production watch ever produced by…

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near @nearcyan

a year ago

many have been wondering why claude appears lazier recently - anthropic has not modified the model nor the system prompt. my tweet of "claude is european and wants the month off" was not actually a joke! full explanation: 1) the claude system prompt has been published and…

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reason @reason

a year ago

In the event of a WMD attack or other major disaster, the IRS continuity plan says mission essential functions should be restarted within 12 hours and those include collecting taxes.

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Colorado Springs Fire Department @CSFDPIO

a year ago

On Wednesday, June 26th at 4:43 a.m. CSFD was dispatched to a possible structure fire at a home on the 1600 block of Rushmore Dr. Homeowners reported to our call takers that they had experienced a fire on the stove in their home that had been extinguished by one of the…

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Tim Townsend @qwertius

a year ago

Seems like #WorldQuantumDay should not occur on a single specific day, but have a probability of occurring on any of some number of days.

Moderna @moderna_tx

a year ago

Seems like #WorldQuantumDay should not occur on a single specific day, but have a probability of occurring on any of some number of days.

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Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop

2 years ago

for every 420 RTs I’ll make the fire bigger

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Aella @Aella_Girl

2 years ago

Wanna find a cool sex worker, filtered for coolness via not having me blocked? Here's an appreciation and visibility boosting thread! Sex workers, reply 👇 with 1. a photo of u 2. how u got into it 3. a counterintuitive thing you enjoy and do not enjoy when clients do sexually

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Tim Townsend @qwertius

2 years ago

Interns running things now, @csgazette?

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Tim Townsend @qwertius

3 years ago

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Pat Sajak @patsajak

3 years ago

I’m not virtue signaling, but I love all good things and really, really hate all bad things. Please join me in this cause. Retweet if you agree. We’re all in this together.

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Tim Townsend @qwertius

4 years ago

At ⁦@Safeway⁩, the kinky people are out of luck apparently.

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Tim Townsend @qwertius

4 years ago

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Reagan Battalion @ReaganBattalion

4 years ago

One of the greatest shoutouts ever! Thank you, Rupar.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

4 years ago

One of the greatest shoutouts ever! Thank you, Rupar.

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Colorado Rockies @Rockies

4 years ago

An update from the Colorado Rockies regarding the incident at the end of yesterday's game:

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Your Daily Epsilon of Math @Daily_Epsilon

5 years ago

29,101 is the 3,163rd prime, and 3,163 is ALSO prime! As this cool follower milestone approaches, RT this to be entered to win a set of Women of Science postcards. Ideal for teacher or homeschooler -- 2 copies per card, one for decorating, one to mail! amazon.com/Women-Science-…

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MSNBC @MSNBC

5 years ago

.@IrwinRedlenerMD says President Trump's claim that a coronavirus vaccine could come this year "is preposterous" and misleading "the American people about what's possible and not possible." on.msnbc.com/366Zzfa