Random_Thought_Bitch @random_dingus
Follow me and I'll name your asshole for you. Joined November 2015-
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@MoofuJJ @Cryptoterra Beat me to it!
@ninjasexparty Not sure what word to make out of these letters.
Title VI is the law. Don’t allow 45 & Devos to pretend that up is down and right is left. #TitleVI #CivilRights x.com/saveyourvi/sta…
In the world of @BetsyDeVos & @realDonaldTrump #CivilRights are not the law. We will not stand for that #SaveYourVI nytimes.com/2017/06/16/us/…
Today's secret word is #covfefe! You remember what to do when someone says the secret word, right? #screamrealloud! 😱
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Dragged my day old helium balloon ass out to San Francisco tonight to see @noelfielding11 and so glad I did! I laughed like a maniac.
@GallifreyGirl08 Are you enjoying it?
A very happy birthday to the wonderful and beautiful @egoraptor. I hope you have had a fantastic, cakefart-free day! ❤️
I'm still bummed about Lemmy.
@OfMediocrity Thanks for following! I would name your asshole as promised, but I'm not sure if a village can have one.
@nanaarmanda499 Thanks for following me! I hereby dub your asshole "Cynthia." Feel free to introduce to some people.
Photographic evidence of a D Club meeting, @GameGrumps?
Steps to getting best tattoo ever: 1)Tattoo "Dyn-" on left ass cheek. 2) Tattoo "-mite" on right ass cheek. 3) Bend over.
Alternate names to ask for on your Starbucks cup: Dick Saplenty Larry Ola Clint Toris Suck Onmynipples Eat Agiantsackofhotdicks
May be the first time this has ever been uttered: "Well, when YOU have an asshole-naming Twitter account you can name them what YOU want!"
@GallifreyGirl08 Thanks for following! I dub your a-hole "Clara."
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