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Looking forward to hearing more enthusiastic support from my opponents tonight.
AJDHJSHX THIS IS STILL ON HER WEBSITE
If we stay on our current track, children today will have a lower standard of living than their parents. It is the American dream in reverse. Is it such a "radical" idea to say that every American has the right to a quality education, a living wage and health care?
Love this. My buddy is nervous because his long-distance girlfriend asked him to send her a dick pic. This is what your crew is for.
old people be like
i’m the voice of a generation. not this generation but a generation born thousands of years ago who could barely communicate or wash their ass
”are you good?” ”are you okay?” OF COURSE NOT thank you for asking
i don’t want to die i just want to be alive way less
Every race loves saying “nigga”. Every race loves listening to our artist. Every race loves doing our dances. Every race loves stealing our style. But every race don’t love speaking up for the serious issues Black people are dealing with...
“If you don’t like Bernie Sanders and don’t think he would be a good choice, you should act on that. BUT if you are freaking out because he is an electoral disaster, I’m here to tell you that’s not what the information we have suggests” — Chris Hayes x.com/CDRosa/status/…
I went to jail because of a Biden law! Selling bongs! Biden law!
"I wrote the bill to set up drug courts" is all @JoeBiden got to say when discussing marijuana legalization at the #DemDebate His campaign still does not support ending marijuana prohibition.
Everyone saying that last post has to be fake 1) has not been a grad student 2) has not worked professionally with professors
The argonaut is a pelagic octopus with a shell! Females grow to 10cm & their shell grows to 30cm. However, males are just 2cm long.
We are going to legalize marijuana on day one of my presidency. #DemDebate
Obviously rehearsed unfunny jokes are painful.
It is a horror beyond words that Shane Patrick Boyle died because he fell $50 short of raising the money he needed for insulin. Insulin was discovered in 1923 and was sold for $1. No one should beg, ration, go bankrupt, or die over it. This is why we are taking on Big Pharma.
Bernie Sanders came of age in an era where the CIA was being revealed as a criminal enterprise, overthrowing governments, backing death squads, actively spying on Americans, assassinating people. And he had the courage in real time to oppose it when it mattered.
Just gonna drop this here for no particular reason at all.
MSNBC plans "to seek out more smart, pro-Sanders voices" amid criticism over coverage, a network executive tells @joepompeo bit.ly/2Pmhkjr
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Hungry Banana @HungryNaner
662 Followers 762 Following I am banan. Feer banan. Praze banan. Be banan. Dad jokes and bad jokes made by a sad joke.
Skyward @TheSharkPunch
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Zack 🔻 @_Mizzet_
758 Followers 6K Following Factory worker, Commie sympathizer, DnD enjoyer, Amateur sharpshooter
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
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Infectious Diseases @InfectiousDz
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Bob @AryaGoonin
27K Followers 1K Following an expert at whatever you’re arguing about. #LGRW #ShrinkTheGame ⛳️ shitty retail investor
Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
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Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs
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252 Followers 400 Following
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6K Followers 6K Following “Sorry, guys. Homer is my role model and I can’t speak ill of him.” — Thomas Pynchon
A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction
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Megan Holz @meganlholz
360 Followers 657 Following Chaos coordinator, @iacovercrop social media intern, nerdy accountant, great guacamole maker, and lover of NPR and Real Housewives of any city #balance.
Phil @ifyouwereafo
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naturgeschichtliche @la_leere
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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich
1.1M Followers 117 Following don't blame me, I voted for the email lady
jo @whatsJo
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jack @dumbgaybastard
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interloper @man__respecter
67 Followers 499 Following the doctors told me i had a great cervix and gave me a lollipop
mina @minarsko
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naked_lightbulb_baybe... @AlexLumberDad
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Zack Czajka @ZackCzajka
223 Followers 396 Following My thoughts are my own. Eyes closed, head first, can't lose.
Russ McSpadden @PeccaryNotPig
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Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts
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