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Tim Miller @Timodc

4 months ago

Man from Denmark studies abroad in Starkville in HS. Meets American girl. Gets married. 4 kids. 1 more on way. Forgets to fill out 1 form 10 years ago after a stillbirth. Trump's goons shackle him. He's been in a cell for 1 month awaiting deportation. 🇺🇸 mississippifreepress.org/ice-arrests-mi…

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X-R-A-Y @xraylitmag

6 months ago

this story by Rose Hollander is partly religious partly a comedy about a relationship falling apart partly a story about magic & coincidences & destiny -- aka it's fun & interesting & well written & u will enjoy it xraylitmag.com/the-coin-by-ro…

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Cracker Barrel has fallen @suchspooky

8 months ago

@derpo377 Tim Onion is on it

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garfieldbot @robertlasagna1

11 months ago

Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end

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regular paste @regularpaste

4 years ago

Glad to learn at colleg which food, exactly, tastes good microwaved

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar

2 years ago

NEWS Bronx medical school, the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, is now tuition-free thanks to a $1 billion gift from Dr. Ruth Gottesman, a former professor. Gottesman, whose late husband was an early investor with Warren Buffett, has made it a condition of the gift that…

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donald boat @laserboat999

2 years ago

elderly former sandwich constructor staring into a Subway with his hands clasped behind his back like old guys watch construction sites

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Thomas White @len0killer

2 years ago

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

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The Atlantic @TheAtlantic

2 years ago

“As this article was closing,” writes @CaitlinPacific, “a 16-year-old boy was killed while working at the Mar-Jac Poultry processing plant in rural Mississippi.” There is only one answer: “Strike. Boycott. Shut it down.” theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

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Dinosaur Earth Society @DinosaurEarth

3 years ago

Flat earthers and round earthers are both kindof right

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regular paste @regularpaste

4 years ago

slowly realizing 1/2 of my duckduckgo searches are for "google'

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regular paste @regularpaste

3 years ago

stockholm syndrome reimagined... grapefruit

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Chris “Law Dork” Geidner @chrisgeidner

3 years ago

This is an unbelievable decision, as Gorsuch lays out in his dissent.

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regular paste @regularpaste

4 years ago

Letterle 10/26 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 edjefferson.com/letterle/

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Tim Miller @Timodc

4 years ago

I looked into Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill expecting it to be overhyped/DOA and found the opposite. It’s on the fast track, has the support of DeSantis/powerful media figures like @benshapiro, and would put gay teachers + kids like mine in the closet. thebulwark.com/desantis-shapi…