Robert Jones @rjrobots

Bartender and human. A human bartender. meteormpls.com Minneapolis Joined November 2012

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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

4 years ago

Happy Yoda and shit to those who celebrate.

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Naomi Kritzer naomikritzer.bsky.social @NaomiKritzer

4 years ago

So -- part of why Chauvin was convicted was that MN Attorney General Keith Ellison took this prosecution INCREDIBLY seriously. Ellison beat right-wing extremist Doug Wardlow in 2018 by less than 100,000 votes.

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The Gen Z Perspective POD @GenZPerspectiv

5 years ago

Tom Brady walked into the stadium, maskless. Tom’s company, TB12, took $960K in PPP loans. Shortly after, Tom purchased a yacht. And Tom supported Trump. I don’t see how anyone can look past Tom’s awful behavior and root for him. He’s a great athelete. But a terrible human being.

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

5 years ago

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign. 4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a multiyear probe. 432,541 Covid deaths plus deadly Capitol riots thanks to Trump’s malevolence: They cheered, and want America to move on.

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Samantha Bee @realsambee

5 years ago

Obama wasted much of his first term trying to win over Republicans who wanted him to fail. Biden can't repeat that mistake. Bipartisanship is great, but you can't compromise with a group that's been gleefully destroying the country. We have 2 years to build it back. Starting now.

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MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport

5 years ago

@DonaldJTrumpJr You’re next loser!!!!

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Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

5 years ago

I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain

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Dot Quaaaaaaaam! @Quammunist

5 years ago

Hours before the “insurrection” or “attempted coup,” @KFAN1003 ran ads for NewsMax TV. Drops for “Biden’s Evil Plan” & “the TRUTH about the election.” @MeatSauce1 @BMileskiKFAN @PAOnTheMic @jgkfan I can’t listen anymore. Your station advertised this propaganda. Awful.

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Max Nesterak @maxnesterak

5 years ago

The United States gave up its Capitol quicker than a Minneapolis police station. By days.

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Tom Morello @tmorello

5 years ago

Here’s a looter stealing a podium from inside the U.S. Capitol and not getting shot, tear gassed, or thrown in an unmarked police van. #MakesYaThink

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The Onion @TheOnion

5 years ago

Officials Warn Defunding Police Could Lead To Spike In Crime From Ex-Officers With No Outlet For Violence bit.ly/2KSmXGq

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ben schwartz @benschwartz_

5 years ago

The definition of conservatism remains the same: it doesn't matter until it happens to me.

Brendan Keefe - Atlanta News First @BrendanKeefe

5 years ago

The definition of conservatism remains the same: it doesn't matter until it happens to me.

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Independent Restaurant Coalition @IndpRestaurants

5 years ago

49 Senators have signed on to #SaveRestaurants. It’s time for the other half of the Senate to get on board and pass relief to protect our businesses and the 16 million jobs we support. Retweet this post and tag your senators urging them to sign on to the RESTAURANTS Act today.

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Tim Alberta @TimAlberta

5 years ago

Just FYI, after 48 hours of high-level conversations with Michigan Rs & Ds, it's clear the results will stand. Joe Biden will receive the state's 16 electoral votes. There is no alternative under MI statute. This Trump/Michigan GOP meeting is a sideshow on par w/ Rudy's presser.

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Stephanie March @stephmarch

5 years ago

The time is NOW!

Kelly Eull @keull

5 years ago

The time is NOW!

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

5 years ago

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA

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Bill Burton @billburton

5 years ago

This morning, it was fact that Trump would do well on election night and Biden would win when votes were counted. This evening, those facts still hold but none of the pundits are talking about it and Democrats are already black out drunk/throwing up chardonnay/craft cocktails.

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Paul Blumenthal @PaulBlu

5 years ago

Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin are reporting ELECTION DAY votes earliest and ABSENTEE VOTES latest. We went over this a lot in the past few months. They won't have final results until the end of the week at the earliest. There's no point in looking at them now.