Alice @roaming_reader

Grammar obsessed bibliophile, burdened with a glorious library Joined November 2014

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Alice @roaming_reader

2 years ago

I don’t even know what this is, but I love it 😄

Andy Barr @PRAndyBarr

2 years ago

I don’t even know what this is, but I love it 😄

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Alice @roaming_reader

2 years ago

Pretty sure I could advertise entry to the upstairs of my house as a sauna this evening 🥵

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

2 years ago

I’m sorry but I was ready for Autumn. I simply reject this weather. I refuse to remove my jumper.

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jamie @gnuman1979

2 years ago

Babies are like tiny drunk people.

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Alice @roaming_reader

2 years ago

Love it when I’ve spent all afternoon trying to find an error in excel, then see it straight away when opening it the next morning 🤦🏻‍♀️

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

2 years ago

Another week begins

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Alice @roaming_reader

2 years ago

Few things better than a Sunday evening hotch potch tea 😋

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Alice @roaming_reader

2 years ago

“Do you need a wee?” “No” “Are you sure?” “No” “Ok, but tell mummy when you do” Cue sound of weeing all over the carpet 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Alice @roaming_reader

2 years ago

Pest control man found both mouse and rat droppings in my loft. There’s so much poison up there right now, it would put a Victorian chemist to shame 🙌🏻

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Alice @roaming_reader

2 years ago

A random person has pitched up and is mowing all the front lawns on our terrace. Probably should really say thank you, but I’m awkward and British so currently hiding at the back of the house

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Matt @winnersmedia

2 years ago

One of fave Bob Mortimer clips with Richard Ayoade. Gets me every time!

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Alice @roaming_reader

2 years ago

The examples in this speech therapy workshop are heavily geared towards kids who like cars, and it’s like it was tailor made for him

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Alice @roaming_reader

2 years ago

Just had to transfer completely exhausted 3-year-old from car to bed at 5pm after multiple failed attempts to wake him. Pray for me 🙏🏻

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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden

2 years ago

Fish: “Are we on tv?” 😂

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2 years ago

We were shown some of these in school 🤯😂

Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2

2 years ago

We were shown some of these in school 🤯😂

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Alice @roaming_reader

2 years ago

Nothing screams tone-deaf like a highly paid member of the exec telling you it’s irrelevant who owns the company and you should just get on with your job 😐